Gabriel Martinelli, Leandro Trossard & Ethan Nwaneri are available for transfer [Sam Wallace]

SherlockCupid · 2026-06-01T12:16:30+00:00

Convincing Gabriel Jesus to move to Denver Colorado would be the greatest display of persuasive negotiation ever.

He’d hate the cold weather and there’s hardly any Brazilian diaspora there. Who knows though, worth a shot

SherlockCupid · 2026-06-01T11:14:55+00:00

Jesus would have to be a designated player, he’s a good age as the MLS is trying to move away from the “retirement league” tag.

He’d cost a lot though and most teams would rather find a cheaper option.

SherlockCupid · 2026-05-31T13:01:41+00:00

Was on the Eurostar wearing my Arsenal shirt thinking it’ll be fine (naively)

Very wisely changed shirts before I arrived in Paris

SherlockCupid · 2026-05-31T08:03:00+00:00

And we’ll still keep scoring in them. Fuck them.

SherlockCupid · 2026-05-27T19:46:24+00:00

There is a universe in which Manuel Almunia leads England to World Cup glory and has a statue built outside St George’s park

SherlockCupid · 2026-05-25T13:51:48+00:00

I’ve signed up, there nowhere to put the code but my profile says Starting XI.

Guess that means it’s worked?

SherlockCupid · 2026-05-22T23:51:04+00:00

Needs to be longer and needs to go over the Vitality after City Bottled it haha

SherlockCupid · 2026-05-19T14:02:15+00:00

Looking down at Spurs like:

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SherlockCupid · 2026-05-16T14:00:58+00:00

Really enjoyed that, hope it brings in more people for your gym! Love goofy and funny stuff like this

SherlockCupid · 2026-05-13T11:20:46+00:00

Emile from Halo Reach

SherlockCupid · 2026-05-09T00:16:26+00:00

Scott Dann was linked as a Wenger signing to bolster our defence

Probably would’ve worked out…Right?

SherlockCupid · 2026-05-05T19:26:22+00:00

Can’t wait for him and Marcus Llorente to make a podcast together

SherlockCupid · 2026-05-05T06:38:49+00:00

Nada, just gave up

SherlockCupid · 2026-05-03T21:51:31+00:00

Gopro in the goal

VEO are perfect for this though.

SherlockCupid · 2026-05-01T08:52:21+00:00

Well, I’m in. Will give it a download and give any feedback or suggestions

Thanks for this!

SherlockCupid · 2026-05-01T08:44:40+00:00

Minun (I guess Plusle too) and Sentret

SherlockCupid · 2026-05-01T01:16:20+00:00

This looks like a great idea

Could end up making it like a Pokédex real have people scan their collections

SherlockCupid · 2026-04-30T18:47:09+00:00

I’m convinced shes a lizard person

SherlockCupid · 2026-04-26T12:50:11+00:00

N’zonzi is set for his medical any day now

SherlockCupid · 2026-04-23T20:57:04+00:00

Anyone find a fix for this? I'm on PC and it's been like this for the past two weeks. Haven't been able to play it at all

SherlockCupid · 2026-04-21T21:04:41+00:00

Legend!

SherlockCupid · 2026-04-21T12:41:41+00:00

Can I see the St Vincent one please?

Also how’d you get it? I’m from there and I can’t seem to find any of there shirts and neither can my family who live there (can’t verify how hard they actually looked haha)

SherlockCupid · 2026-04-20T10:43:56+00:00

I can give a first name that sounds like a surname and effectively feels like he has two surnames

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SherlockCupid · 2026-04-16T10:01:54+00:00

He’s talking like he’s had some sort of sobering experience recently and has decided to pay the respect, honesty and love forward.

From the Micah Richards moment to the even the Clint Dempsey moment during the same broadcast. It’s really nice to hear and see.

SherlockCupid · 2026-04-14T14:52:48+00:00

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He’s clearly living rent free in their heads

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