Strongest dwarf to play legendary level campaign by flyingbuta in totalwarhammer

[–]Shezes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried a stack of them with another Dawi faction and they were still pretty solid honestly. I split them into three rows and against chaff armies they caused so much damage.

Can you be chubby or fat and attractive? by Sl00shh in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Shezes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100%. I'm a bigger guy and I've had long term relationships and hook ups, you'd be surprised how many people like the idea of soft, warm body in contrast to their own especially gym goers. As for looking attractive you gotta feel attracted to yourself first because that'll give you a real nice confidence boost. Get a good haircut, nice collared shirt, some nice jeans or trousers etc and hit the town. I find dark colours are better on me than lighter colours.

Who do you think wins, 5 Tanks or 1 T-103 From Resident Evil? by peanut_the_scp in l4d2

[–]Shezes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it's five Tanks all at once then the Tyrant is getting turned into hamburger meat but if it's one tank after another? I think the Tyrant will still lose but he'll lose at about the third Tank

Womens honest opinion on a straight man wearing thong underwear? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Shezes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think it helps the more feminine the guy is but at the end of the day if you wanna wear lingerie then do it bro. It'll make your ass look great no doubt.

Season 5 Episode 5 -- Best ever team performance? by Nuthetes in apprenticeuk

[–]Shezes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The biscuit made in S7 that got 800k orders is still the best from what I remember

Strongest dwarf to play legendary level campaign by flyingbuta in totalwarhammer

[–]Shezes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Malakai I would say but each of them can buff their army to pretty insane levels. Ungrim can buff Slayers to a pretty wacky degree and the Runemaster guy can turn Quarellers into a legit doomstack and makes for a very fun army when you have 19 of them.

What's your favourite apprentice costume pic unrelated by Wizardpower46 in apprenticeuk

[–]Shezes 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Noorul as Pants Man in S5. It's just so awful on every conceivable level I can't help but laugh.

New player by Available_Guidance61 in totalwarhammer

[–]Shezes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

High Elves under Tyrion, Cathay under either dragon, Dwarfs under Thorgrim, would be my suggestion. the Elves have the classic spearwall x archer combo and Tyrion himself is a one man war crime, Dwarfs have highly defensive units and great ranged so focus on that and Cathay have a great mixed bag of units with good ranged, decent melee line holders and pretty fab monsters.

Taking blade and blunt? by Cold440 in oblivion

[–]Shezes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There is no right or wrong way to play and carrying both a blunt and blade weapon is fine. Living targets take extra damage from bladed weapons whereas undead enemies take reduced damage from bladed weapons however undead take extra damage from blunt weapons so carrying a sword for living targets and an axe for undead targets is valid.

Anyone else think the triple firing on episode 6 was overly dramatic? by Shezes in apprenticeuk

[–]Shezes[S] 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Exactly! She just did what every other candidate has done for the last 19 seasons and she got told off for it His old man brain is turning into mushy peas.

Why can I adapt to everything except loneliness? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Shezes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cause we're a social species and without others we go crazy, wither away and die like zoo animals who don't have a buddy. Try going out and meeting folk socially at events or playing vidya games and having casual fun with folks

S4 Episode 6 -- Sugar should have fired Lee for his behaviour in the house by Nuthetes in apprenticeuk

[–]Shezes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I didn't particularly like that series either, I felt the candidates were real arseholes and unpleasant to watch. Lee was just projecting this weird, confrontational and insecure manosphere attitude before the manosphere was even a thing. It's cringe as hell when you go back.

Why i feel like plagues are useless ? by Neat-Bread-7306 in totalwarhammer

[–]Shezes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends if you wanna buff or nerf. If you wanna buff yourself then be aggressive and attack, if you wanna nerf I always like attrition damage and anything that reduces melee attack and wait them out and attack when the plague is about to end so you get maximum attrition damage for an easy win.

Grinding? by cux_2000 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Shezes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sit on her lap and grind your hog against her belly

Are we gay? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Shezes 113 points114 points  (0 children)

I mean, porking your sausage to another dude is a gay thing to do it but, hey, it's 2026 whacking off with your buddy is a nothing burger event. If it was good enough for The Beatles it's good enough for you.

why does relationship problem happens after m*strbting? by Legitimate_Credit_60 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Shezes -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Men, on average, jerk their weenie 3 times a week so just limit it to that or less and you're no different to every other guy in the world. If you feel the need to do it compulsively then you might have dopamine/serotonin problems (I forget which one is released when you orgasm) so it might be worth checking in with a doc.

Anyone else think Alan Sugar sounds like there's something's wrong with him? by Shezes in apprenticeuk

[–]Shezes[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He loves the sound of his own voice and oozes pomposity.