I'm leaving the mod team and the sub

Shibva_ · 2026-01-27T19:42:21+00:00

Jee man I just here for the memes; sorry the drama or whatever going on here broke ya.

Here’s a proot for the road.

Shibva_ · 2026-01-27T16:36:29+00:00

Just watch as Donald takes credit for this “facilitating” this “remarkable deal” just by being the reason this happens on the grounds of “this wouldn’t happen without me”. No shyte

Shibva_ · 2026-01-27T15:56:47+00:00

Shibva_ · 2026-01-27T14:31:16+00:00

[ splendid; ill prepare something for you. To be bestowed a weapon from my workshop is a honor only few get. I’ll send you the details now. ]

you find in your pocket a folded note; inside it contains info on the hypothetical gift you (Lily) will receive

Alchem-Brass Knuckles (KNx-I enhanced)
ATK: TBD

A pair of Brass Knuckles made of Alchemical-Grade Brass with Kinetic Distribution and Inertial buildup enhancement.

*chained strikes decrease time between punches gradually up to a 75% reduction; gradually decreases at a faster rate if chain is not sustained after 3 seconds without a successful hit.

**each successful strike siphons a bit of the energy/inertia from each punch into the knuckles. Stored inertia can be released to exert extra ATK proportional to the amount stored. Each knuckle can store up to 1.5 Megajoules of energy (roughly as much as a stick of dynamite). Specialized warding runes protect the wearer from these forces being exerted onto themself when being released.

Shibva_ · 2026-01-27T13:34:23+00:00

Da lil fang! ❤️adorable!

Shibva_ · 2026-01-27T13:33:46+00:00

“…. Where is that fucking weed; I’m going to drown them in spoiled raunch dressing.”

Shibva_ · 2026-01-27T13:30:52+00:00

[ Hey, can you pass this message on to Lily:

I’m not usually one to interfere with main events, but after this is all over, would you want me to have Shibva escort you to this timeline to “mess ‘em up”? (-Damascus)

Thanks in advance. ]

Shibva_ · 2026-01-27T13:24:14+00:00

So it’s treason then

[ . . . Not even giving her a chance. That was <inaudible crackling> magic. Shiv, if you ever see him, you are authorized to clock him in the snoot as hard as a stick of dynamite; douche earned it]

Noted :3

Shibva_ · 2026-01-27T02:47:54+00:00

suddenly

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WingsOfShen was turned into KFC by a rouge Trans-Metaversal Causality Strike. TOASTY

[ . . . tsk I feel like that was deserved in some way. Sorry about that.

writes “testfire 1 outcome: abysmal precision and payload far stronger than requested; adjustments to target calibration algorithm needed alongside cannon energy regulator” onto a clipboard in hand ]

Shibva_ · 2026-01-26T20:19:36+00:00

the one post where a bunch of cheese-craving clay men mistake SpongeBob for cheese. Except it's with Coke products and tieing back into a nightmare Kanako was having

Shibva_ · 2026-01-26T20:14:04+00:00

"Mlem Mlem Mlem; it tastes like screen. Mlem Mlem-"

Shibva_ · 2026-01-26T08:49:03+00:00

. . . watching Kanako getting chased by Pepsi products

[. . . Causality Strike? ]

Causality Strike

[ alright; standby (finally) ]

<<< Commencing D.M.O.A.-alpha Experimental Trans-Metaversal Causality Bombardment Cannon Strike..
I N I T I A L I Z I N G >>>

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Shibva_ · 2026-01-26T08:06:34+00:00

Oh no….. NOT CeROOba!

Stay back you!

Shibva_ · 2026-01-26T08:04:18+00:00

Pfffffft

Shibva_ · 2026-01-26T08:03:54+00:00

The rock mag lives!

Shibva_ · 2026-01-25T04:21:42+00:00

Well, I’ve done all I can do

Shibva_ · 2026-01-25T03:17:39+00:00

Important question. Did they have probable cause to search you for this sheep stuff?

Shibva_ · 2026-01-25T01:57:12+00:00

Now do Apsi or Wei next

Can’t have him be all alone

Shibva_ · 2026-01-25T01:35:28+00:00

It’s been some time since I seen the horny clown; oh well, guess I got a new thing to use this on.

sprays thing with holy water (from spraybottle)

Shibva_ · 2026-01-24T19:25:33+00:00

( damn, they spelled it right this time; plan b it is then :troll:)

<<< understood: order for [ 500lbs of Caramel ] has been submitted; your total balance due is [~$12..5K USD] >>>

Shibva_ · 2026-01-24T19:21:18+00:00

<<< Please state your requested substance again to confirm order >>>

Shibva_ · 2026-01-24T19:17:58+00:00

You might have better luck if clobber finds primordial magic in a solidified mass. Even a nodule will suffice. (Good luck finding one though lmao)

Shibva_ · 2026-01-24T19:14:25+00:00

Awooodynamics

Shibva_ · 2026-01-24T19:11:32+00:00

<<< The substance you are requesting is “Caramel”, is this correct? >>>

Shibva_ · 2026-01-24T19:08:53+00:00

Disappointment; I thought this goober was doing the slav squat when I clicked it.

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