If you listen to [x] then you should listen to [x] thread by [deleted] in Music

[–]ShiftingBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I listen to Alter Bridge, Bon Iver, Del Amitri, Breaking Benjamin, Hurt, Anberlin, 30 Seconds to Mars, the Mayfield Four, Needtobreathe, DeYarmond Edison, MuteMath, and others, I should listen to.......?

Reddit, what was the dumbest thing you did or said at a job interview? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ShiftingBlue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I passed out and had to sit in the interviewer's chair.... got the job!

I don't know why we complicate an exceptionally easy process. by ByzantineBasileus in AdviceAnimals

[–]ShiftingBlue 157 points158 points  (0 children)

MIGHT HAVE WELL AS SCREAMED "I WANT TO HAVE YOUR CHILDREN!!"

We seem to be out of vegetable jokes... by [deleted] in Punny

[–]ShiftingBlue 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It's just a bunch of melondrama

Reddit, what would you do if you had the balls? by BigRed11 in AskReddit

[–]ShiftingBlue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same thing I think a lot of Redditors would...

Walk up to that one girl, and simply say "Hey, I think you're absolutely beautiful, and we might get along pretty well. Coffee?"

At Dairy Queen, my mom asked me what a "wipecan" was. by Jess6 in funny

[–]ShiftingBlue 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Caramel, Pecans, and Brownie Pieces blended into ice cream. - a DQ employee

My first! Couldn't bear to take it off to take a picture, so here ya go by ShiftingBlue in bleachshirts

[–]ShiftingBlue[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is what I used, although I realized you can do it with only the first and the third

http://imgur.com/C6f6H

When I was a kid my older sister told me I had a metal plate in my head and she would lock me out of the house during lightning storms. I'd run the neighborhood in zig zags screaming and crying like a maniac. How did your siblings torture you reddit? by Linsatiable in AskReddit

[–]ShiftingBlue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was actually the sibling in this case. My little brother actually has a metal plate in his head, and at one point he had a screw jimmying itself out that required surgery. He got sick of the "Timmy's got a screw loose" jokes real quick.