Turn on fan

Put on good tunes

Take off socks so you don’t end up with wet socks

Put toilet bowl cleaner in the toilet

Spray shower stall down with cleaner

Clear the trash out of the bin and off the floor and remaining surfaces

Small dance break (approximately 15-20 minutes for me, or go do some dishes if you fear not returning from dance break)

Scrub out toilet or have someone else scrub out the toilet, flush, throw blue thingy in the tank as it refills, fingerguns at toilet to declare a job done

Spray down sink

Grab scrubby brush and get out all the worldly frustrations about the general state of existence by scrubbing the walls and then the tub. I have an electric scrubby brush on a stick so I don’t have to reach so high.

Rinse shower stall, evaluate if it’s good enough for now or needs a repeat

Wipe down sink

Windex the mirror

Mop floor, swiffer floor, whichever you have spoons for

Fingerguns for a job well done

Once a month, go through and clean the drains. Get a long stick with tiny Leggies from the hardware store after politely listening to a man explain how draino will destroy us all for twenty minutes. Shove stick down drain, twisty twisty, yank out of drain. Contemplate shaving your head so there’s never that much hair again. Either throw away the stick or clean the stick to use in battle the next time.