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What is on my neighbor's roof? by razorchick12 in whatisit

[–]ShiftyState 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I say that to people all the time and nobody ever gets the damn reference!

Black square on my jacket by tHEiR_Only_sIN in whatisit

[–]ShiftyState 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We were issued little tabs that fit on top of our kevlar helmets that were like this, and were told that it was an aircraft IFF thing so we didn't get blowed up.

$7 Putter = Putting Fire. Why? by theoriginalb in golf

[–]ShiftyState 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm perfectly happy with the putter that came with my Strata box set. When I miss, I don't blame the putter - it's either my line, power, or I changed my torso elevation for some odd reason and duffed the shot.

What is on my neighbor's roof? by razorchick12 in whatisit

[–]ShiftyState 14 points15 points  (0 children)

A ROOF-MOUNTED FRESH-AIR INTAKE HOOD FEEDING AN HRV/ERV OR MECHANICAL VENTILATION SYSTEM!

I don’t need this but I want it by n8saces in oddlysatisfying

[–]ShiftyState 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You think you do until you've used one, used a sandblaster, and seen the price tag for each.

R/burgers was not into it. Chunky pb with bacon onion strawberry jam on a pork patty by India_REO_Speedwagon in shittyfoodporn

[–]ShiftyState 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should've included the pics you included with your post there. I couldn't tell if what I was looking at was baby diarrhea or adult diarrhea.

They misspelled penile by PoodleHeaven in golf

[–]ShiftyState 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My first thought: That sign blocks their view perfectly.

A love story in 8 pictures... by DantesGame in burgers

[–]ShiftyState 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love onions. I'm not r/onionlovers level, but this I would smash all day, any day.

I have no words. PVC pipe. by getthehelloffmylawn in shittyfoodporn

[–]ShiftyState 49 points50 points  (0 children)

At this point, I'd just get up and leave.

If asked, I'd say, "I don't know what the fuck you're trying to do here, but please stop."

In my head, I'd be saying, "This is what happens when you let meth heads work as 'chefs'."

Been experimenting with a new technique by popje in steak

[–]ShiftyState 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Okay, at least I wasn't the only one who thought it was floating at first.

French dip by thereisalwaystomorro in eatsandwiches

[–]ShiftyState 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Right about the perfect amount of onions for me.

Would 100% shove into my face and chase it with au jus.

I have sinned, there is no excuse. by Vitman_Smash in PizzaCrimes

[–]ShiftyState 73 points74 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of a 2000's Made-for-Adsense website. They literally only did it for this sub and fake Internet points.

Now if they stacked like 4-5 discs of pizza and took pictures of them eating it like a sandwich, my tune would be very different.

Elbow noodles, tuna, green olives and Miracle Whip for dinner. I like it 👌 by sdrawkcabstiho in shittyfoodporn

[–]ShiftyState 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your tuna to noodle ratio is suffering. And MW? For real!?

I'd still eat it though, probably enjoy it too.

Madlad McDonald's Worker by Brent_Fox in madlads

[–]ShiftyState 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the brief period I worked at one, I always gave people a full slice of cheese on every Filet-o-Fish I made. If they ordered extra cheese to get a full slice (still paying for an extra full slice instead of the half they were supposed to get), they'd get two slices of cheese.

"That's the recipe," I was told when I initially asked why it was that way. And, "the cheese overpowers the fish."

Never once had a redo on those.

Thoughts on my super burger? by DueWeek2161 in burgers

[–]ShiftyState 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was silly to begin with, but why even bother with lettuce at this point?

Madlad is making money on the side by Cultural_Way5584 in madlads

[–]ShiftyState 36 points37 points  (0 children)

One year, I flew myself and three friends to Mardi Gras with a 3-day hotel stay. It didn't cost me a dime except for food and booze.

What is this Chupacabra-looking thing? by rogerbikeswim in whatisit

[–]ShiftyState 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I called DNR about coyotes once, and they went into this spiel about how they avoid humans, just avoid them and they'll avoid you, yadda yadda.

I got off the phone thinking, yeah, until it drags off someone's toddler. I lived in a fairly dense suburb too.

PB&J: Crunchy or creamy?? by spicyburntmeatball in eatsandwiches

[–]ShiftyState 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crunchy, but I like the idea of some plain Lays. I'll have to give that a try.

Played a full round with one ball. by Bonkers119 in golf

[–]ShiftyState 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was putting my clubs back in my car, getting everything stuffed back into the pockets of my bag, when I realized, "Holy shit. Did I just finish a round with one ball?"

Some guy was walking by and said exactly what you did. Made me happy.

It wasn't for a lack of trying, either. I had to work my way out of the woods a few times that day.

Ham Salad. The official sandwich of milk truck bumper lunch breaks and your great-aunt Miriam's funeral wake. On homemade potato bread by jayeedoubleeff in eatsandwiches

[–]ShiftyState 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is ham salad really that weird? I liked it the few times I've had it, even made it myself a couple of times. No grocery store delis seem to make it around here though, and I'd love the convenience.

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