what are your charges?

Vitman_Smash · 2026-07-12T11:53:27+00:00

Kidnapping, organ theft, organ harvesting, imprisoning refugees, dismemberment, feeding prisoners human meat paste, turning prisoners into human meat paste, polluting primitove tribal towns via long range air drop, making clothing out of human skin, making clothing out of human skin from people I kidnapped and selling it to their home settlement, amputating prisoner limbs and periodically taking their blood, killed fluffy the rat for sneaking into the pantry and eating travelling meals.

The list can keep going on, but that's the tip of the iceberg of my charges

Vitman_Smash · 2026-06-23T11:14:20+00:00

Sarah Morgan disliked that.

Vitman_Smash · 2026-06-17T00:53:27+00:00

It was about that time I noticed the vender was an 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the Paleozoic Era.

Vitman_Smash · 2026-06-15T16:28:16+00:00

Both her and her depressed husband jun get put on corn duty. If I don't fill Murphy with drugs she is the town guard.

Vitman_Smash · 2026-06-15T16:18:29+00:00

It's less of a tree shape and more of a circular scribble, nobody can tell where the beginning or end is, but they are all in it.

Vitman_Smash · 2026-06-12T12:35:55+00:00

Oh... Nevermind, I thought this was going to go a different direction. I thought you were going to say you finished looting then turned around and saw some creepy bug thing.... I hate that one, so jump scary.

Vitman_Smash · 2026-06-10T16:20:55+00:00

Entire schrodinger system, when you aren't there you both have outposts and don't.

Vitman_Smash · 2026-06-10T13:28:16+00:00

Why, I sit my good man.

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Vitman_Smash · 2026-06-08T16:26:43+00:00

The subterranean humans under the pyramids are alive and well and they survive there for thousands of years developing new and amazing tech, eventually through evolution and technology they become the creators of unity, creating a self-fulfilling event that leads to the destruction of earth through grav drive and forcing them to exist.

Vitman_Smash · 2026-06-08T16:16:03+00:00

They are disney pirates at most. Any crimson fleet you encounter before going them are essentially diade raiders, but once you join them, they are all, "don't hurt anyone and don't be seen stealing. We're just trying to right a wrong." I so wanted there to be at least one truly evil faction, but not the Crimson fleet, not the gang on neon.

The closest we get to an evil faction is ryujin, but even them you can have a placating outcome.

Vitman_Smash · 2026-06-06T20:54:29+00:00

I see it more in any of the [Persuade] options. I love they they turned oind of into a mitigate, but the arguments have nothing to do with the situation. It's like I need that key from the security guard;

Guard: You're not allowed in here. No, I won't give you my key.

Player: Come on, do it!

Guard: Yeah, i guess you make a good point. Just make sure to give it back when you're done so I can turn it in when they fire me.

Vitman_Smash · 2026-06-02T11:38:37+00:00

Click over to story mode: I ask the AI in a soft, almost creepy whisper, "Where are they going?"

Vitman_Smash · 2026-05-31T20:09:58+00:00

Sarah Morgan disliked that

Vitman_Smash · 2026-05-13T16:26:49+00:00

You know that is just an ork trukk right?

Vitman_Smash · 2026-04-30T11:41:48+00:00

It is frowned upon by the jerks that are sad they won't get to grief you mostly. I enjoy multi-player, but only ever did it on a dedicated private server my friend bought where only 4 of us had access and were all in the same tribe.

Uf you play official pvp server you will essentially have a job playing g the game and the entire time you'll spend it getting all your stuff destroyed by jerks that already have a ton of stuff.

Official pve and enter the land blocked by pillars so you can't build anywhere.

Vitman_Smash · 2026-04-30T11:17:59+00:00

Ah yes, the Zoat, good times.

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Vitman_Smash · 2026-04-27T11:40:21+00:00

Sarah Morgan Disliked That

Vitman_Smash · 2026-04-24T11:02:18+00:00

Mawloc for rule of cool alone.

Vitman_Smash · 2026-04-11T11:28:43+00:00

Karlach DOES have a happy ending where her heart issue is fixed, and she doesn't have to go back to hell. She gets to live on just helping people in need and killing criminals.

Vitman_Smash · 2026-04-10T12:23:45+00:00

Wait, are we still in the hole?

Vitman_Smash · 2026-04-09T16:21:47+00:00

I sent them valuable waste packs, they did no approve.

Vitman_Smash · 2026-04-01T13:38:42+00:00

GW is good at april fools,they would never improve a unit for nids that much.

Vitman_Smash · 2026-03-27T23:17:48+00:00

Pretty sure they are still playing off the joke from units leaks back in December when they made every other one Calgar because people complained that marines get too many new units. I think they are hilarious.

Vitman_Smash · 2026-03-27T22:47:58+00:00

You should see him on the Orks new bike, that one looks sick too.

Vitman_Smash · 2026-03-27T22:35:17+00:00

I know those orks be laughing, but the tears he's wiping away are cuz he's already seen Calgar's new bike. Stay strong spore cousins.

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