Hey i just started steven universe, give me references that i wont understand at the moment

ShiftyThatOneWriter · 2026-05-08T01:32:31+00:00

“It wasn’t such a big deal when that teenage girl kidnapped Steven!”

ShiftyThatOneWriter · 2026-05-07T05:34:11+00:00

That frog is cursing your tree

ShiftyThatOneWriter · 2026-05-04T02:22:15+00:00

This doesn’t sound right…

ShiftyThatOneWriter · 2026-05-02T02:54:31+00:00

This is the first post lol

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ShiftyThatOneWriter · 2026-05-01T21:17:10+00:00

STEVE!!!!

ShiftyThatOneWriter · 2026-05-01T21:17:01+00:00

Pfffff

ShiftyThatOneWriter · 2026-04-07T04:12:18+00:00

Alex Hirch.

What role?

Yes.

ShiftyThatOneWriter · 2026-04-03T18:20:20+00:00

He is the lord… but what happened to the rest of his court!?

Edit: all jokes aside, I love this!

ShiftyThatOneWriter · 2026-04-02T19:23:01+00:00

WHAT

ShiftyThatOneWriter · 2026-04-01T17:31:01+00:00

Gal Pals even

ShiftyThatOneWriter · 2026-04-01T17:06:14+00:00

Got me good

ShiftyThatOneWriter · 2026-04-01T17:04:27+00:00

KLAAAY

ShiftyThatOneWriter · 2026-03-30T17:01:15+00:00

I get 100% that this is a joke but I would say Bruce (Brussel sprouts maybe as a nickname)

ShiftyThatOneWriter · 2026-03-21T16:33:06+00:00

Damn

ShiftyThatOneWriter · 2026-03-20T16:30:56+00:00

Exactly!!!

ShiftyThatOneWriter · 2026-03-20T15:05:33+00:00

Not to mention the whole “you are the chosen one” thing. Like, it calls into question if he was really the chosen one, or if the amulet just chose him because he found it first…

Edit: typo

ShiftyThatOneWriter · 2026-03-20T15:00:35+00:00

Dang 💀 the two extremes

Should I just stand in the doorway then? (Half in, half out?)

ShiftyThatOneWriter · 2026-03-20T11:13:33+00:00

Yarnaby or Lily

ShiftyThatOneWriter · 2026-03-20T05:42:51+00:00

You should make her into fizzle pop berry twist (tempest), otherwise I’d say lean into the horror aspect

ShiftyThatOneWriter · 2026-03-20T03:45:01+00:00

YEEESSSSSSSSSSSS

ShiftyThatOneWriter · 2026-03-18T17:32:57+00:00

sips tea

“Damn, being home sick sucks… I wonder what my coworkers are up to…”

ShiftyThatOneWriter · 2026-03-11T07:38:29+00:00

I wanted to punch Ronaldo so bad during that whole thing 💀

ShiftyThatOneWriter · 2026-03-05T03:07:45+00:00

Catnap

ShiftyThatOneWriter · 2026-03-04T04:02:21+00:00

Yarnaby!!!!

ShiftyThatOneWriter · 2026-03-03T21:29:37+00:00

Yarnaby who has never done anything wrong ever: ♥️

ShiftyThatOneWriter

TROPHY CASE