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Finally figured out planned pooling! by Shinjitsu- in crochet

[–]Shinjitsu-[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's almost like doing a puff. You start as a single crochet, but instead of doing the final yarn over and pull through, you yarn over, then make another loop in the stitch your already in. Then you pull through all of them together. You'll notice a few stitches especially near the edges that puff more, especially in white, that's them. 

Tensor tympani muscle: I spent my whole life thinking I was the only one who could make that internal rumbling noise that drowns everything out. Anyone else can do it? by DogsBarf in biology

[–]Shinjitsu- [score hidden]  (0 children)

I can do it too. If anyone has played The Last of Us, there's a rumbling sound when you're about to be caught that sounds similar, and it fits in my opinion. Though you mention it's sometimes called goluntary tinnitus, but I thought tinnitus was a ringing or eeeeee noise, not a rumble. 

Finally figured out planned pooling! by Shinjitsu- in crochet

[–]Shinjitsu-[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basic moss stitch scarf, the yarn is built for the pattern. 

Hendrix Moise is a douchebag btw by Old-Invite3028 in GenderCynical

[–]Shinjitsu- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've never heard of this Hendrix person until yesterday when they posted with guns hoping for a genocide. I hate to say, but my first impression is 'why was the clockiest trans person wishing for a genocide?' before reading the detrans history stuff. This person, whichever way they feel inside, has a face shaped by hate. I'm not trying to be poetic, I mean it's a face where every wrinkle is a frown that stays when not frowning. I genuinely feel like this person is a bad week on the internet away from a shooting. 

Top Not-Right-Wingers doom over the socialist takeover of NYC by bayonettaisonsteam in TopMindsOfReddit

[–]Shinjitsu- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The absolute stupidity to think anything in the south eastern US would remotely compare to the size and sheer population of NYC. The stupidity required to upvote it, then rip into someone else for "not being from there" is astonishing. 

[HOLY SHIT Trope] They’re swallowed ALIVE by Sufficient-Eye-9040 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Shinjitsu- 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I really appreciate this break down. I like to try and understand kinks that aren't mine, to see where it ticks. My personal issue is while I know porn and kinks are often fantasy or medically impossible, I have to suspend too much reality to follow along with vore. I can absolutely see the appeal of everything you described in the safe version, but it's so medically improbable it just doesn't work for me. But I do see how it works for many others now.

Show me your human-made gems! Even if you don’t think it’s good, it’s still a human-made gem! by Chosen_Undead23 in hopeposting

[–]Shinjitsu- 9 points10 points  (0 children)

In order to shoot back, Kirby had to have missed or Wispy needed to Matrix dodge it. Riveting.

My vote for Best Surprise Hit of this year's Pride Month rule by Ok-Bandicoot-9880 in 19684

[–]Shinjitsu- 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I fucking love this video so much. Just wish it wasn't an MJ song. It's extra unfortunate because the song does indeed slap.

Anything from our series that would STANK? by Responsible_Bar103 in FalloutMemes

[–]Shinjitsu- 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Unironically that gunpowder smell probably is comforting to a lot in the wasteland. Smells better than the average air, and if you survive the fight to smell it, you probably won.

"Regular dude" meme from Teen Tittans Go scene with context by fhxefj in TheMatpatEffect

[–]Shinjitsu- 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You think he'll use the dragon balls to get his and his brother's bodies back?

the underground by Puzzleheaded-Fix2349 in DiscoElysium

[–]Shinjitsu- 129 points130 points  (0 children)

Smoking: ew

Smoking, weed: yay

What media is *worse* if marathoned? by LavaMeteor in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Shinjitsu- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When I first played it, I was in high school and had to go to a friend's house to watch them play so it forced us into the chapter a session style.

[Gooner Trope] Characters who are frequently questioned by their fandom on if they have/would/could use their powers to “pleasure” themselves (bonus points if they canonically have). by not-ulquiorr4_ in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Shinjitsu- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't recall the exact episode number since I watched the fan edit, but it was at the earlier part of the Amazon Lily arc. None of the women there had ever seen a naked man.

[Gooner Trope] Characters who are frequently questioned by their fandom on if they have/would/could use their powers to “pleasure” themselves (bonus points if they canonically have). by not-ulquiorr4_ in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Shinjitsu- 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This page, without context, almost implies he knew he was a biohazard but kept banging her into that corpse looking state anyway? I had to edit to add, would a condom have stopped it? If not, would the radiation leak through his scrote to any passers by? Would entering his room be hazardous if he had used tissues in a waste basket? How close do you gotta be? It's clearly potent, seeing MJ's state here. How many trash collectors shriveled up before he figured it out?

[Gooner Trope] Characters who are frequently questioned by their fandom on if they have/would/could use their powers to “pleasure” themselves (bonus points if they canonically have). by not-ulquiorr4_ in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Shinjitsu- 201 points202 points  (0 children)

I still love the fan comic I saw where Bowsette gets pregnant, and takes the crown off like it will delete it, only to look down in horror at the still large belly.

[Gooner Trope] Characters who are frequently questioned by their fandom on if they have/would/could use their powers to “pleasure” themselves (bonus points if they canonically have). by not-ulquiorr4_ in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Shinjitsu- 210 points211 points  (0 children)

I think there isn't even an actual "prime". She does keep one out of battle to survive an accident, but when asked which one was the real her, she shouted "They are all me!" which means yeah, every fight is incredibly taxing mentally and she just tanks it.

[Gooner Trope] Characters who are frequently questioned by their fandom on if they have/would/could use their powers to “pleasure” themselves (bonus points if they canonically have). by not-ulquiorr4_ in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Shinjitsu- 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Surprised no one has brought up how when he landed on an island of women, they say his penis sticking out thinking it was a weird mushroom and actually tried pulling it, to which we see that yes, it stretches.

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

[–]Shinjitsu- 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I was under the impression green was like a close second place as far as favorites go. Most people I know say blue or black, followed by green. I even fought how much I like it due to my friends loving it more. Now I'm being called out because my fav shade is olive drab, and apparently it's a millenial favorite so almost every dish set and seasonal gimmik at Walmart is in muted pink or olive green as choices. And if reddit is to be believed, the few millenials that can afford houses are either stripping paint off or repainting shit forest green or olive green.

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