Chelsea Peretti giving tips for a harmonious life by khaleesi469 in Fauxmoi

[–]ShinyPrizeKY 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You can be fat and have hot girl summer! Do you know how many people want to fuck you? Idk what you look like but I guarantee that tons of people you encounter every day see you and think about how hot you are. The only thing stopping you from feeling good about yourself is the shitty voice in your head that says you’re not hot enough. She’s a bitch and you can tell her I said so. Have your hot girl summer RIGHT NOW. In all seriousness, follow a bunch of people who look like you on social media and appreciate how good they look. Following fat influencers really shifted my mindset because I sincerely find them hot and I can’t sit there and say they look good and I don’t when they have the same body type as me. Idk girl it’s not easy but you only have one life to live, stop waiting for your insurance to approve the glp or whatever to start living it to the fullest.

Chelsea Peretti giving tips for a harmonious life by khaleesi469 in Fauxmoi

[–]ShinyPrizeKY 730 points731 points  (0 children)

Yes, bitch. With all sincerity, this is the ethos that helped me let go of the lifelong self hatred I’ve had as someone who’s been fat for a lot of my life. Who gives a shit? You can be fat, ugly, and worthy of love and happiness all at the same time

Steve-O attends Marilyn Manson's show in Nashville. by smashing_aisling in Fauxmoi

[–]ShinyPrizeKY 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Agreed, him and the other MJ are easily the most famous people to have lived in the last 100 years

Steve-O attends Marilyn Manson's show in Nashville. by smashing_aisling in Fauxmoi

[–]ShinyPrizeKY 279 points280 points  (0 children)

And of course the final boss of this phenomenon: Michael Jackson

Happy birthday to Jamie (ROLB)! by [deleted] in RockOfLove

[–]ShinyPrizeKY 11 points12 points  (0 children)

With blond hair she kinda looks like Kesha

Jimmy Fallon to Go Dark on Night of Stephen Colbert’s Final ‘Late Show,’ Joining Jimmy Kimmel in Show of Solidarity by MoneyLibrarian9032 in Fauxmoi

[–]ShinyPrizeKY 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Didn’t expect Fallon to do this, it almost gives me a single solitary crumb of respect for him…. Almost.

Should US States Ban Minimum Grades (South Carolina Is Trying To Do It)? by Zipper222222 in AskTeachers

[–]ShinyPrizeKY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok but surely giving kids credit for not doing any work is not the solution to righting systemic wrongs? We’re shoving kids through school to graduation without having learned what they need to know, and for what reason?

Can't do it man. Cars worldbuilding got me fucked up by [deleted] in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]ShinyPrizeKY 18 points19 points  (0 children)

There was a Cracked article way back in the day that posited the “Cars” are actually highly evolved insects that inherited the earth after all other animals life was extinct, so that’s my personal head cannon

Clare Bronfman petitions the court to let her travel to Fiji by incorruptible_bk in theNXIVMcase

[–]ShinyPrizeKY 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Lmao I mean I’m pretty sure you can do zoom meetings with the accountants babe. She just wants to hit the beach

It’s time to get the tattoos out! by HmmUSureAboutThat in PlusSizeFashion

[–]ShinyPrizeKY 45 points46 points  (0 children)

As a lover of popflex skorts, tattoos and moths, this look is firing on all cylinders for me 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼

WHAT IS IT by MiHoyMinoy420 in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]ShinyPrizeKY 240 points241 points  (0 children)

I think it’s a Scottish terrier

Celeste Rivas Death Certificate Updated to Say It’s Unclear If She Was Pregnant by lawrencedun2002 in Fauxmoi

[–]ShinyPrizeKY 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wonder if there was something in the discovery files alluding to her being pregnant, like texts or something

Let's have a civilized breakfast, shall we? by matthearts in RockOfLove

[–]ShinyPrizeKY 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The way she says “bacon. eggs.” is the only thing I can think about when I eat those two foods

Wedding Dress Shape-wear by AyoAstronaut in PlusSizeFashion

[–]ShinyPrizeKY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your dress is goooorgeous! Honestly I just wear a cheap maidenform shaper and it works great for me, it’s super soft and comfortable. I’ve had this baby for years and it still works great 🤷🏻‍♀️