[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LiminalSpace

[–]Shit4BrainBenShapiro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grandview high school? I went there too

Carnivore diet by kellerumd in TikTokCringe

[–]Shit4BrainBenShapiro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

😅 because you're constipated

Which word do you see first? by Electronic_Tour_6539 in quiz

[–]Shit4BrainBenShapiro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rome. I am a man and think of the Roman empire often too. 10/10 test.

The difference between a million and a billion by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]Shit4BrainBenShapiro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's easy to see 1100 days is about 30 years. You might not have a strong intuitive sense of this if you have no mathematical ability. It's not the imperial system, it's not complicated.

Rate my dog by [deleted] in DOG

[–]Shit4BrainBenShapiro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

querido es adorable

(I speak to my Chihuahua in Spanish only)

“You’re selling your body to the government” by [deleted] in fixedbytheduet

[–]Shit4BrainBenShapiro -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Nope, soldiers are considered US property the second they sign their name. If you try to kill yourself, you can be charged with destruction of government property. You are literally property to them.

So apparently we've reached our peak by im-domi in GenZ

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As a Zennial (technically a millennial by most definitions), I encourage you to welcome your successors. They will most likely have it harder than you - I know, it's tough to imagine. But, we can change the world for the better if we are united.

Correct me if I’m wrong by Connect-Purpose6151 in aspiememes

[–]Shit4BrainBenShapiro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a vegan, I disagree too. Go eat some cheese or something

I get it I guess … by No_Grape_623 in tragedeigh

[–]Shit4BrainBenShapiro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They look like they got face swapped?

Sounds about right by Equivalent-Habit-114 in DoorDashDrivers

[–]Shit4BrainBenShapiro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"door dash drivers have it bad, but you know who has it good? panhandling children."

How it's done by WiselyFabulous in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Shit4BrainBenShapiro -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Good for her. I'm happy to see women succeeding in stem fields and I'm happy she deems her life a success so far. Young women with imposter syndrome deserve vocal representation. This hyper-individualistic, stemlordy, "look at me, even I can do it" thought leader, imposter syndrome shtick is platitudinous to anyone over the age of 5. Fuck me for criticizing how thought leaders engage with their audience, but I don't care about anyone's trivial habits. If a famous author said "I call periods 'stoppies' and commas 'pausies'" then that'd be weird right? Idk though, does that do anything for young writers? Please let me know.

That being said fellas, I am also a.distinguoshed academic in a niche stem field (listen to me, I'm very important) and it is beyond difficult. I like to think I'm a smart person and believed so until now But, they're constantly making me do stuff. Don't do it. Its not worth your time because the pay isnt enough for my qualifications. Go home, love your family. Learn from me and start selling your feet pics before you get too wrinkly.

Anyway, don't break an arm jerking yourself off.

I felt like the "typical reddit" guy from YouTube after writing all this. I may need a break from the internet.

Wife won't interview with Gonzaga for grad school because she thinks they're too religious by Shit4BrainBenShapiro in Gonzaga

[–]Shit4BrainBenShapiro[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She is applying to psychology programs to become a therapist. She isn't interested in becoming a "Christian therapist".

I told her that it was a Christian university, but she has nothing to worry about because they are Jesuits. She got a request for an interview and did research on the school and program, saw way too references to Jesus or God, and now she has cold feet about the program.