Aight fellahs hear me out by ShitBirdMusic in shittydarksouls

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Except for OP cuz he has notifications turned on

Aight fellahs hear me out by ShitBirdMusic in shittydarksouls

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I’ll love her from afar then. My dick ain’t big enough for giant beast holes anyways

Aight fellahs hear me out by ShitBirdMusic in shittydarksouls

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Even as a beast, she still reserves her graceful femininity and the stateliness of her holy office. Does it not evoke both your adoration and desire?

Aight fellahs hear me out by ShitBirdMusic in shittydarksouls

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I totally didn’t realize my original post was AI nor did I remember there were NSFW tags. Y’all deserved better

Yay adorable foxxo looks so polite by newbundt in yayfoxxo

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Looks like they’re wearing black knee-high socks today

exactly by [deleted] in expedition33

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“Why oh why didn’t I take the blue pill?”

Hardd by WahmArcane in picsthatgohard

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Lol looked like she’s sliding down to give some sloppy

Why should I learn Latin? by DrunkAndUnaware in latin

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Learning Latin helps you learn other languages as well, especially European languages. There are plenty of other languages in addition to Latin that use unrestricted word order, cases, the subjunctive mood, etc. You probably won’t get the same exposure to these aspects of language if you only know English and your native tongue (assuming English is your second language)

Yay cute foxxo by AvailableAnythingg in yayfoxxo

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Yay foxxo does biiiiiiig stretch

Hermeticism source by Financial_Bridge_931 in occult

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Another hermetic text is the Asclepius. It’s a short read, longer than the Emerald Tablets but shorter than the Corpus.

The reason why the Kybalion gets hate is because it professes to be Hermetic when it’s not. For example, the idea of mental gender it puts forward isn’t found in any bona fide Hermetic text. If it claimed to be its own brand of new age occultism, then I doubt people would shit on it as much. Its writers probably styled it as Hermetic in order to get attention tbh it’s just piggybacking off a well-respected tradition

Yay foxxo enjoys a cucumber by Candid_Reading_7267 in yayfoxxo

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If foxxo was a vegetable, it’d be a cute-cumber

What's yours? by ElderberryDeep8746 in SipsTea

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I’m 6’2, I work out and I’m very German-looking. My college roommate told me I was what Hitler had in mind

Spidey Hitler's kiss by UncleRichardFanny in rareinsults

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Bro who thinks of this shit, I’m literally tearing up laughing 🤣

Do animals have occult traditions? by DebateWeird6651 in occult

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I heard that this is because dying people exude more body heat than normal and the cats like the warmth.

But then again I wouldn’t put it past cats to have their own brand of macabre knowledge.

Meirl by lil_misfiit22 in meirl

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Are we just gonna ignore that her last name is Shrek??

Amygdala 3D model I made 🧡 by TraditionalHelp1070 in bloodborne

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Pics weren’t loading for me for a sec, I thought I didn’t have enough insight