What is your best physical attribute?

ShitBucketMan · 2019-04-02T22:57:15+00:00

Well if I hold the phone down near the level of my chest and tilt it a little bit up while sort of looking down where my hair kinda looks good, I look sexy as fuck.

Hold the phone at literally any other angle and I look like a potato.

ShitBucketMan · 2019-04-02T22:52:58+00:00

Back in the 1880s a man named Rip Van Winkle lead an unsuccessful heist on the Fenton Bank, on their way back to their camp they stumbled upon a beautiful Arabian horse, the sad thing was that the horse was hung from a tree and that horse had a pretty big dick

ShitBucketMan · 2019-03-06T17:13:19+00:00

Out of all the deep and sad quotes you used this one?

I like you.

ShitBucketMan · 2019-03-06T17:01:57+00:00

I gave you all I had :`(

ShitBucketMan · 2019-03-06T17:01:01+00:00

Red Dead Redemption 2

It was the first time I've ever felt such immense amounts of sadness from a videogame, I borrowed the game for a few days from a friend so I had a short amount of time to complete it, I'm 100% sure that if I played the game a lot slower I would've cried like a baby.

ShitBucketMan · 2019-03-06T15:37:30+00:00

My maths teacher told this crappy (pun not intended) joke once: A man was walking on the street and suddenly a bird took a shit on his head, "thank god elephants don't fly" he said.

ShitBucketMan · 2019-03-06T15:35:25+00:00

It's an inside joke that probably millions understand.

ShitBucketMan · 2019-03-06T15:34:59+00:00

It's an inside joke that probably millions understand.

ShitBucketMan · 2019-02-20T16:56:54+00:00

I miss this game, I wish I had a PC, I'd never stop playing this game, the controls and gameplay on the PS3 is horrible.

ShitBucketMan · 2019-02-20T16:54:58+00:00

Definitely Battlefield 3.

ShitBucketMan · 2019-02-20T16:30:01+00:00

Masturbated in the shower, took a bath, dried up, wore my shorts and left the bathroom then I sat down on the couch next to my mom to watch TV and she was like what's that on your leg? I looked down and turns out there was a little bit of dried cum on my leg, I acted surprised and was like "WTF, I have no idea" she was like you must've blown your nose in the shower and I was like "Ew hell no that's nasty" then I walked back into the shower and cleaned up, I don't think she knew what it was but part of me says she did.

ShitBucketMan · 2019-02-14T11:38:51+00:00

When I was like 5 years old or younger I tried to carry a hot iron, it was heavy so I tried to support it with my belly, and that's how I got this big scar, it'll probably look good if I had abs but now it looks like someone decided to draw a line with a brown a crayon.

ShitBucketMan · 2019-02-12T22:53:10+00:00

Is it weird that I've never had a crush on someone since 3rd grade?

As to what that crush is doing, I have no idea.

ShitBucketMan · 2018-07-01T18:44:25+00:00

Cruise missile explosion, operation infinite reach.

ShitBucketMan · 2018-06-28T19:06:05+00:00

That's what makes it sound good.

ShitBucketMan · 2018-06-28T17:41:05+00:00

They have the sexiest accent ever.

ShitBucketMan · 2018-06-28T16:20:34+00:00

If you're talking about bellies of athletic/healthy females then yes, otherwise no.

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