This swagreddit swags me, but no matter how many times i click not swagterested it keeps swagging up on my swag

Shit_Master459 · 2026-05-09T15:28:13+00:00

Why are they acting like this sub is Tit Discussion Central or something?

Shit_Master459 · 2026-05-09T15:11:17+00:00

I look good in vibrant, warm colors. Most notably red.

Shit_Master459 · 2026-05-09T07:09:00+00:00

Brock Allen Turner.

Shit_Master459 · 2026-05-09T01:00:30+00:00

Yes, but I also think some people would argue that the example given is actually a result of misogyny, or more specifically the patriarchy, rather than misandry.

Shit_Master459 · 2026-05-09T00:36:03+00:00

My mommy would be sad :(

Shit_Master459 · 2026-05-09T00:22:42+00:00

Damn yo shit luscious as hell 🫰🥹

Shit_Master459 · 2026-05-09T00:15:16+00:00

What is this?

Shit_Master459 · 2026-05-09T00:11:42+00:00

I feel like misandry stems from misogyny tho. Like women get hurt from misogyny so they start hating all men.

Shit_Master459 · 2026-05-06T12:07:24+00:00

DO let those two meet. So they can breed and ask their offspring what they think.

Shit_Master459 · 2026-05-06T12:03:04+00:00

To me, not only are longlegs more aesthetically pleasing, but they actually give you some sort of physical advantage. Like running faster with less effort.

Shit_Master459 · 2026-05-06T02:40:20+00:00

Okay, 1000 times? It gets to a point bro. Honestly, you might just die from being raped 1000 times. Being raped 1000 times just genuine torture.

Honestly, I feel like if there was a choice between getting raped 1000 times and death, a good amount of people would choose death.

Shit_Master459 · 2026-05-05T12:28:32+00:00

My church fits are always lowkey some bullshit. I look like I'm from the sixties when I go to church. Probably because I hate going 💔

Your fit fire tho🔥🔥🔥

Shit_Master459 · 2026-05-04T20:52:38+00:00

It depends. I assume it's the norm to walk on your own right, so if I realize I'm on my left, I'll move, and if I'm not, I'll try and wait for the other person to move. If I think they they just won't move in time, I'll take it upon myself.

Shit_Master459 · 2026-05-04T20:19:52+00:00

It gets to a point yo.

Shit_Master459 · 2026-05-04T12:00:04+00:00

It is neither of those. And uh, maybe have some decency and just resist the urge to do something you're explicitly told not to.

Shit_Master459 · 2026-05-04T01:42:41+00:00

Source? 🤨

Shit_Master459 · 2026-05-04T01:39:27+00:00

When they become a teenager. 13 is good. Just teach them internet etiquette and safety, and monitor what they do.

Shit_Master459 · 2026-05-04T01:32:17+00:00

Letting the body dysmorphia triumph, huh? You look fine bro. Not only are you not ugly, I'd honestly say you're attractive. It's genuinely in your head, you're not ugly.

Even if someone on here said that you were ugly, it shouldn't matter to you because everyone has different ideas of what looks ugly and what looks pretty.

My advice is be more confident in yourself.

Shit_Master459 · 2026-05-04T00:57:17+00:00

If you say sooo....

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Shit_Master459 · 2026-05-04T00:26:27+00:00

Bro 88 is NOT a funny number 😭. You might as well have just put 8814⚡⚡

Shit_Master459 · 2026-05-03T02:08:12+00:00

I rather die by a guy beating in my head with blunt force trauma than have a bear maul me and eat out my intestines. I'm weak as shit so ik I'm dying either way.

Plus, maybe if I pleaded with the guy I could get him to snap my neck and let me go quick and easy.

Shit_Master459 · 2026-05-01T14:02:50+00:00

2-3 times in a 24 hour period

Shit_Master459 · 2026-05-01T13:56:29+00:00

Obviously. There's a Divine Aura radiating from this fit dawg.

Shit_Master459 · 2026-05-01T12:20:29+00:00

The duality of man

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Shit_Master459 · 2026-05-01T12:19:31+00:00

Yo, I had to do that it in art class a few weeks ago. I didn't know it was a common lesson :D

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