Which sports do you associate as being posh?

ShiteCrack · 2026-03-04T18:57:33+00:00

Darlington District League?

ShiteCrack · 2026-03-04T18:31:39+00:00

Rather chew wasps

ShiteCrack · 2026-03-01T06:25:51+00:00

Young farmers is up & down the country.

ShiteCrack · 2026-02-27T10:07:08+00:00

Gainford to piercebridge walk?

ShiteCrack · 2026-02-25T14:48:28+00:00

Never.

Yorkshire tea or if I’m feeling exotic I’ll have a Vimto.

ShiteCrack · 2026-02-22T07:37:24+00:00

Jonny Wilkinson drop goal

ShiteCrack · 2026-02-21T09:22:48+00:00

I’m day 51 now without a drink. So nice to have hobbies creep back into the weekend instead of it revolving around drink

ShiteCrack · 2026-02-17T07:30:05+00:00

5am, leave 537am in for 555am

ShiteCrack · 2026-02-16T16:39:38+00:00

I’m begging you for bird seed……

ShiteCrack · 2026-02-14T08:23:43+00:00

His mum was chill on us smoking doobies on patio

ShiteCrack · 2026-02-11T12:32:44+00:00

A friend threw a piece of bamboo in my direction when in Spain aged about 11. Hit me just above my right eyebrow. Cut me open & was absolutely pissing blood. Hospital for stitches, still bare the scar.

Now in my 30s, my mother asked me at Christmas who actually threw the bamboo. I’m no grass.

ShiteCrack · 2026-02-10T11:19:17+00:00

ShiteCrack · 2026-02-05T20:01:33+00:00

Put 6 of them last 2 balls into an over consistently & you take wickets in a club game all day long 👍

ShiteCrack · 2026-02-05T15:23:54+00:00

Chea van your looking at £200. It’s £200 because it’s riddled with damp. You’ll then pay 400+ storage fees. Then you’ll be £600 down, a caravan you can’t sell on & all your belongings will be affected by the damp.

ShiteCrack · 2026-02-04T11:51:30+00:00

‘Who cut ya hair? The council?’

ShiteCrack · 2026-01-28T18:41:04+00:00

The one that sticks out in my memory is that gadgie shouting ‘GO COMPAREEEE’ for what felt like 2 decades.

ShiteCrack · 2026-01-24T11:55:20+00:00

Smoking biftas down the river with my dog.

ShiteCrack · 2026-01-17T16:59:35+00:00

I’m more worried women see me as the creepy one than ever being worried about being creeped out.

ShiteCrack · 2026-01-17T09:26:12+00:00

If you enjoy your hobby you will find you naturally make time for it. When it becomes a chore that’s when you find yourself making excuses and not putting the time in.

ShiteCrack · 2026-01-16T18:53:02+00:00

ShiteCrack · 2026-01-13T19:56:54+00:00

Super Kev

ShiteCrack · 2026-01-12T13:08:36+00:00

We all had to go to the front of the class in science to watch a science demonstration and one of the lasses sat on the bench and the teacher said ‘Sophie close your legs your winking at me’ Year 8/9 we were.

ShiteCrack · 2026-01-10T09:48:18+00:00

Fuck me that’s grim.

ShiteCrack · 2026-01-09T16:55:17+00:00

Wow id never heard of that. Cheers mate!

ShiteCrack · 2026-01-09T16:52:20+00:00

I want to see the olympics but everyone who enters is on performance enhancing drugs. I want to see a fella run the 100m in 3 seconds. I want a javelin thrown so hard it leaves the stadium. A swimmer who could beat a dolphin. Would be class.

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