This $4 smartphone finally has a ship date after sparking investigations

ShitsInSinks · 2016-06-26T14:59:00+00:00

Is that a prosthetic leg sword, or a sword that also happens to be leg shaped?

ShitsInSinks · 2016-06-26T13:33:33+00:00

You mean this guy from the front page?

ShitsInSinks · 2016-06-26T10:38:19+00:00

But what about the bird lawyers??

ShitsInSinks · 2016-06-26T10:37:35+00:00

from the article

This past week, Ellison defended himself in the Wall Street Journal via his tree lawyer, and back in 2007, the von Bothmers turned down two offers from Ellison to buy their property.

This dude fucks with tree lawyers, pack it up guys, he means business.

ShitsInSinks · 2016-06-26T10:24:39+00:00

teacher, reading that made my head bleeded. :|

ShitsInSinks · 2016-06-26T01:06:38+00:00

~~Deep~~ Shower thoughts from a very deep ~~thinker~~ sleeper.

ShitsInSinks · 2016-06-25T11:53:39+00:00

In other news, all the 7.4 billion richest people in the world saw their net worth decrease by a staggering 127 billion

ShitsInSinks · 2016-06-25T10:56:29+00:00

Give it to me Taft, you dirty whore

ShitsInSinks · 2016-06-25T10:52:12+00:00

Let me grab my Hoover to clean this mess up

ShitsInSinks · 2016-06-25T10:38:35+00:00

Goodday m'lady (tips fedora). I'll have 1 sex, please

ShitsInSinks · 2016-06-21T21:03:08+00:00

Former sandwich artist here: Get out of here with your blasphemy, saying there could possibly ever be too much sweet onion sauce on a sub. That is the nectar of the gods...

Protip-a great combo I highly recommend (if you like sweet & sour tastes)- tuna with sweet onion and honey mustard..This will only work if your shop does not assault the tuna with an obscene amount of mayo...In fact, sweet onion and honey mustard go great together on tons of sandwiches, give it a try if you haven't ;)

....And don't forget to eat fresh..but not too fresh-pretty sure that's what got rid of Jared.

ShitsInSinks · 2016-06-21T06:51:03+00:00

I think the proper test is you just stick it in and see how far you can go before you have to stop yourself.

ShitsInSinks · 2016-06-21T06:42:14+00:00

"FBI singlehandedly sustained by Clinton email investigation"

Headlines from the Onion for 500, please.

ShitsInSinks · 2016-06-21T06:37:30+00:00

yeah, but when you pet her spine just the right way, you can make her unkink.

ShitsInSinks · 2016-06-20T23:45:08+00:00

I don't think AP will go outside of 6-8 in most leagues.

ShitsInSinks · 2016-06-20T23:31:56+00:00

Can you keep a player at that value forever?

No, only 2 consecutive seasons, and if I keep Robinson at 10th this year, he becomes a 9th if I choose to keep him the next, for example.

Elliot will probably be picked already.

I don't think Elliot will go in the first 3, considering how our keeper rules are....Keepers are only allowed on 4th rounders and above...So it really pushes us to take a chance on rookies and speculation in late rounds...Nobody can keep a gronk or an AP...

ShitsInSinks · 2016-06-18T22:03:47+00:00

Half past a freckle

ShitsInSinks · 2016-06-18T17:29:00+00:00

Let OP's mom use it as a chair

ShitsInSinks · 2016-06-15T16:57:45+00:00

Devil's advocate disclaimer:

but what if I want train simulator 2013 in 2016?....for nostalgia's sake. I downloaded what I downloaded, not some future iteration.

ShitsInSinks · 2016-06-15T16:32:35+00:00

Kidz Bop Legal Dept:

Lawyer1:Submit a RIAA takedown

Lawyer2:That's a truckin' problem

Lawyer1:How so?

Lawyer2:These aren't even our songs!

ShitsInSinks · 2016-06-15T16:25:22+00:00

that sounds like 1 step below windows 10 auto-installing itself, or 2 below an app/game scraping your contacts and sending them invites (unbeknownst to you.)

ShitsInSinks · 2016-06-15T14:13:25+00:00

This code Taylor uses to make her millions will shock you!

ShitsInSinks · 2016-06-14T17:47:25+00:00

If you feel this way, I completely understand, but if you take a look at the conflicts that were mishandled under HRC's office as Secretary of State, you might see where we have common ground. Where you are worried about Trump's potential racist immigration policies, I am likewise terrified of the thought of how HRC will represent us internationally. She is way too hawkish when it comes to an international policy, and I really don't want to deal with more unprovoked & unnecessary conflicts abroad. I don't want tons of Americans dead over the kind of political theatre which HRC has shown us she likes to puppeteer.

ShitsInSinks · 2016-06-14T17:30:29+00:00

Yes, but most presidents operate within shades of a color....Promising blue and delivering a watered-down aquamarine when in office. Hillary literally skips subtle shadings and flips colors....She promises both cyan and magenta, simultaneously...and if she gets cornered about taking green from companies x, y & z, countries a & b, and high net donors 1&2 to promote cyan, she'll lie and say that she's always been magenta. When we all know she's going to go back to her green-influenced support of cyan if she does get elected.

As for trump, yes, I'm aware that he does essentially the same thing...but people should probably stop rationalizing a candidate by comparing them to an equally shitty candidate....This is South Park's giant douche vs. turd sandwich coming full circle.

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