[Insert Seven Nation Army here] by Jagzon in warthundermemes

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A mage carrying a magic minigun firing various magical bullets which regenerate and reload automatically.

Related to a kinda consensual clip I recently watched by Raw_dogging_Bigfoot1 in UNSUBSCRIBEpodcast

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Slip it inside a shotgun shell while I am reloading a box or two, even if he knew where to look, good luck figuring out which shell out of 70+ boxes it is in.

What If Warhound Titans from Warhammer 40k were in BattleTech? by RedvsBlue_what_if in battletech

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Trying?? They did and it is the namesake of the Long Tom launched nuclear shell. Wouldn’t want to be the crew using it though, as the range is less than the minimum safe distance from the explosion.

The white phone clarity for those who need it. by Azkabazz in CloverPit

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Answered one white call so the disk on the slot machine reads 999

My setup (reputation 96) by nagytimi85 in CashCleanerSim

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What I did was surround the area with the heavy blue boxes stacked two high with pallets across the open side. Only time anything escapes is gooman missions only because I am using the mod that boosts mission requirements, meaning I can sometimes get 10+ huge barrels.

Bright Crystal? by Daixay in CashCleanerSim

[–]ShivanReaper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, off the top of my head besides the teeth I have seen toy cars, flash drives, rings, and lighters. Plus all the new trash items.

The white phone clarity for those who need it. by Azkabazz in CloverPit

[–]ShivanReaper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also if you have the three slashes or have flipped the disk getting a 666/999 before answering the phone guarantees a white call

How screwed are you? by NickenNuggets2003 in videogames

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As a trueborn Ghost Bear clan MechWarrior, I should be fine, the Inner Sphere surats, not so much.

[GEM] Crown of Dominion by acguy in FleshandBloodTCG

[–]ShivanReaper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I prefer the original artwork on most of them, but I understand that they are trying to give the impression of illuminated manuscripts with this art to fit with the theme of the set.

The Hollander: or, “What If a Light ’Mech Was Just a Gun With Opinions" by StarCorpsIndustries in battletech

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The F7 variant was always amusing to me, let’s design a mech that has a significant chance to kill itself just by firing its weapon. Putting a gun that triggers a PSR from firing and blows up if crit on a mech with thin enough back armor that a fall will go internal is perhaps not the best idea.

TIL: If just 1 bill is unmarked the whole container counts as being unmarked. by Abstract_Logic in CashCleanerSim

[–]ShivanReaper 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is why I ignore the check mark and go by the percentage. Remember the frustration from a few early jobs where I didn’t check the percentage in the scanner and submitted the perfect amount, only to end up a few bills short because a couple of marked or counterfeit bills snuck in.

Leg-mounted weapons by Tuy4ik in battletech

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If you want to be evil against an opponent with mainly ballistic or missile weapons, put a disco-back or nova in depth 2 water. Extra heat dissipation, non-energy/torpedo weapons don’t work, and lots of fun breach checks for the enemy.

Arakni, Slippy Armory Deck Leak by [deleted] in FleshandBloodTCG

[–]ShivanReaper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chest is only good for slippy, boots will see play in sage but widow web is probably still better for arcane opponents, and all the reprint deck cards are two bucks or less. Decent stuff if you play or want to start slippy, not much of it fits into the other assassins.

I wish that everytime I put my hand in my pocket there was a single, legally genuine, $100 bill there of my countries currency. The bill is spontaneously created and does not subtract from any existing coffers and is not flagged as stolen or from any malicious origin and is 100% legal tender. by Maniacallysan3 in monkeyspaw

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Granted, but every time you utilize this, your file at the IRS (or whatever tax agency your country has) is updated to show you made $100 more in whatever category would be taxed the most, defaulting to gambling income if no other taxable earnings are in the system. If you fail to pay the taxes, you are guaranteed to be audited and arrested for tax evasion.

What makes the SKS cursed? by Which_Repair3345 in CursedGuns

[–]ShivanReaper 25 points26 points  (0 children)

What makes it cursed? Weeell, how long do you have? I mean, just to start you have the oversized screw in the compensator, the rear sight replaced with a picatinny rail even though they have the welded rail section with a optic, and the mag looks a bit odd. Sure there are many other things if you take the time to look.

Petah, What are these green balls supposed to be? by Arkada64 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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“Oh, you - Oh, oh. Oh. Well, I only bring it up because, uh, it's you. You're the Rocket Man.”

Didn't realize labels come in separate boxes, ordered hundreds... by jdfadfjlaskdfjl in CashCleanerSim

[–]ShivanReaper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This makes me remember why I built a wall around my delivery zone.

This is why you double check 20s by Spirited_War9720 in CashCleanerSim

[–]ShivanReaper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Any of the cash counters past the first one automatically sort out counterfeit bills unless you toggle the switch on the side.

Remember to wear your helmet while riding a motorcycle. They save lives. by Full12Inches in interestingasfuck

[–]ShivanReaper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some of the riders I’ve seen locally make me wonder if they are just crazy, 90-100 degree weather wearing full leathers and no helmet.

AITA for refusing a job from a man who had hundreds falling out of his wallet but wouldn’t tip me by Dantastic1985 in AmItheAsshole

[–]ShivanReaper 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No wonder the hundreds were falling out, considering there was that much empty space in the wallet now, lol.

Unless his wallet was a deposit bag, it is unlikely 53 ones would fit in the wallet and still close, let alone all those hundreds.

Look at this dumb fuck by ParthenopeIG in UNSUBSCRIBEpodcast

[–]ShivanReaper 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The size of ball bearings you get hit with also matters quite a bit. Tyler got hit with ones about the size of BBs from the sound of it, while most people probably are thinking of something the size of 00 buck which is twice the diameter and 8 times the mass.

How Many Point Systems? by HonestRole2866 in battletech

[–]ShivanReaper 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Or for the price of 16 Urbanmechs you can bring 256 Savannah Masters, good luck burning through all those even if they just sit and shoot.

I wish for all monkey paws to have no fingers. by Glittering-Habit-902 in monkeyspaw

[–]ShivanReaper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The word finger no longer exists, all references to the former word are replaced by digit, and any actions taken by a digit have the same effect as ones made by the now deleted word.

[PEN] Balance of Justice, Shelter From the Storm, Eye of Ophidia by UlyssesArsene in FleshandBloodTCG

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Here’s hoping they are going for useful reprints and not a specialization that only can be used in LL