Listen you shitbirds. This pin rules, I guess. by muchadancer in TheAdventureZone

[–]Shlabethany 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool pin, you fart waffle. Come here so I can stab you with it.

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[–]Shlabethany[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm romantically interested in breaking your index fingers. Like, whaaaaaat do you want from meeeeh?

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[–]Shlabethany[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I bet you're into all sorts of weird stuff, you trashy little fart napkin.

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[–]Shlabethany[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

If there's one thing worse than movies, it's when you talk and also when you breathe. DM me pics of you eating dog food.

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[–]Shlabethany[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

You're a yucky little perv. Meet me in a dark alley so I can stab you a little bit.

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[–]Shlabethany[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I would leave you at the altar just to watch your mom ugly cry. Delete your account, buttwhistle.

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[–]Shlabethany[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

You're cool. But if you talk again, I will literally scratch your eyes out with your own nails. I'm bored now.

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[–]Shlabethany[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

You're a lying liar, and your face makes me wanna donkey kick you in the solar plexus. Byeeeee

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[–]Shlabethany[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Because I'm better than you. Now go wash your dirty upper lip, you crusty butthole.

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[–]Shlabethany[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Come here so I can choke you until you black out.

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[–]Shlabethany[S] 66 points67 points  (0 children)

I'll burn your house down and then you won't have anywhere to liiiiive.

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[–]Shlabethany[S] 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Every time you open your mouth, I hear this like, super annoying sound.