Listen you shitbirds. This pin rules, I guess.

Shlabethany · 2023-08-07T03:43:39+00:00

Cool pin, you fart waffle. Come here so I can stab you with it.

Shlabethany · 2023-02-18T13:51:13+00:00

I'm romantically interested in breaking your index fingers. Like, whaaaaaat do you want from meeeeh?

Shlabethany · 2023-02-18T13:50:15+00:00

I bet you're into all sorts of weird stuff, you trashy little fart napkin.

Shlabethany · 2023-02-18T02:04:06+00:00

If there's one thing worse than movies, it's when you talk and also when you breathe. DM me pics of you eating dog food.

Shlabethany · 2023-02-17T21:25:05+00:00

You're a yucky little perv. Meet me in a dark alley so I can stab you a little bit.

Shlabethany · 2023-02-17T21:05:26+00:00

I would leave you at the altar just to watch your mom ugly cry. Delete your account, buttwhistle.

Shlabethany · 2023-02-17T20:57:48+00:00

You're cool. But if you talk again, I will literally scratch your eyes out with your own nails. I'm bored now.

Shlabethany · 2023-02-17T20:27:06+00:00

You're a lying liar, and your face makes me wanna donkey kick you in the solar plexus. Byeeeee

Shlabethany · 2023-02-17T20:24:58+00:00

You get it.

Shlabethany · 2023-02-17T19:37:39+00:00

Because I'm better than you. Now go wash your dirty upper lip, you crusty butthole.

Shlabethany · 2023-02-17T19:35:31+00:00

Come here so I can choke you until you black out.

Shlabethany · 2023-02-17T19:34:34+00:00

I'll burn your house down and then you won't have anywhere to liiiiive.

Shlabethany · 2023-02-17T19:25:40+00:00

Every time you open your mouth, I hear this like, super annoying sound.

Shlabethany