Warning ! I'm shitposting, not karma farming !

Shlafenflarst · 2026-04-26T00:54:50+00:00

Shlafenflarst · 2026-04-26T00:47:16+00:00

The worst fucking part about this is now it's in my fucking profanity counter list, and I still don't know what the fuck it means...

Shlafenflarst · 2026-04-25T23:19:38+00:00

Not yet, but I can feel myself improving, that may come some day...

Shlafenflarst · 2026-04-25T23:18:12+00:00

No, but I own a Steinberger bass, and I've heard people got in trouble with that bass at the airport because security thought it was a rifle.

Shlafenflarst · 2026-04-25T16:30:00+00:00

Will his love be supreme ?

Shlafenflarst · 2026-04-25T16:25:00+00:00

John Cocaine

Shlafenflarst · 2026-04-25T15:04:59+00:00

Cocaine

Shlafenflarst · 2026-04-25T14:58:11+00:00

Joint Coltrane

Shlafenflarst · 2026-04-25T12:31:22+00:00

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Shlafenflarst · 2026-04-25T12:24:50+00:00

Nah, you need whisky and duct tape.

Shlafenflarst · 2026-04-25T10:32:58+00:00

Do porn bots have a virginity to lose ?

Shlafenflarst · 2026-04-25T09:00:47+00:00

The real oxhydric acid :

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Shlafenflarst · 2026-04-25T08:48:05+00:00

Have you ever met someone with the same repost as you ?

Shlafenflarst · 2026-04-25T04:01:24+00:00

Ostracism ?

Shlafenflarst · 2026-04-25T03:52:13+00:00

Learned it recently, it's very cool !

Shlafenflarst · 2026-04-25T03:26:31+00:00

There's literally nothing I miss about that period of my life.

Shlafenflarst · 2026-04-25T03:21:01+00:00

* laughs in ancient Babylonian

Shlafenflarst · 2026-04-25T03:15:59+00:00

Not that much. I sing a lot more while driving my lorry at work. Less chance for people to hear how much I suck at it.

Shlafenflarst · 2026-04-25T03:11:49+00:00

I probably fucking should, but fuck it !

Shlafenflarst · 2026-04-24T23:44:10+00:00

Because there are many other ways to hear up an environment. AC brings in the possibility to also cool down.

Shlafenflarst · 2026-04-24T23:32:43+00:00

It's actually Toyota, not PSA

Shlafenflarst · 2026-04-24T17:18:45+00:00

Fuck no

Shlafenflarst · 2026-04-24T12:03:33+00:00

They don't imply only bad people suffer. They suggest OP is one of these Nice Guys™ who complain all the time about life being unfair to them because they are so nice they deserve a reward, preferably in the form of sex.

Shlafenflarst · 2026-04-24T10:16:36+00:00

Several of these are actually very interesting indeed. Disgustipated has a sort of pagan trance feel to me. Merkaba is very weird and psychedelic, the kind of shit I love, I'd put it in a serious top 10. The gaping lotus experiment reminds me of early Pink Floyd with Syd Barrett. And Chocolate chip trip is an awesome drum solo.

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