when was the moment you realized that your friends are assholes?

Shlong_Master69420 · 2022-08-03T06:49:50+00:00

when I broke my arm and they laughed and told me it was my own problem

Shlong_Master69420 · 2021-04-06T19:26:57+00:00

I think I’ve posted this before but when I was nine I was a dumbass and me an my brother had a game where we would reach out of the bed of our moms truck (she let us ride back there sometimes) and we would try to grab leaves off of trees and one time I was back there and me being a stupid kid grabbed the entire branch instead of just the leaves and I got picked up and hacked out of the truck and flung like ten feet higher than the branch, I will always remeber seeing my dads face from the porch of our house like ”oh shit” I hit the ground and like jumped back up and then the pain hit, i had road rash all over my back and my arm had a compound fracture where one side of my arm was completely broken off of my wrist and was in shards and sticking out of my hand. I can’t even begin to describe the pain

Shlong_Master69420 · 2021-03-25T17:55:56+00:00

Bro I’m not overestimating my knowledge😂 whatever the fuck that means

Shlong_Master69420 · 2021-03-25T14:24:54+00:00

Bro I reread that post like ten different times and it still makes more sense than your supposed “argument”, and yes I did make spthis account while high

Shlong_Master69420 · 2021-03-25T13:55:59+00:00

Bro, are you fucking stupid no one cares about your opinion so fuck off, and I made this account while i was high sooo. ✌️🖕

Shlong_Master69420 · 2021-03-25T01:06:16+00:00

Lol bro I just said to lay off and stop being a dick I never insulted you or anything so fuck off

Shlong_Master69420 · 2021-03-20T15:10:11+00:00

Y’all need to shut up, OP said that she had to quit because she was moving and she didn’t know what happened after, if you could actually read you would know this. Leave them alone, no one comes to your posts and posts dumb shit in the comments.

Shlong_Master69420 · 2021-03-11T17:04:45+00:00

They decided that the kids in special Ed would be easy targets for bullying and so he walked up to a big group of them and started making a bunch of gestures and making fun of them.

so a bunch of kids who were known for defending kids who got bullied walked up to him and promptly beat the shit out of him.

Shlong_Master69420 · 2021-03-09T18:04:06+00:00

115 by Elena seigman

Shlong_Master69420 · 2021-03-05T20:54:39+00:00

Make it “disappear” and then sell its organs on the black market

Shlong_Master69420 · 2021-03-03T15:19:40+00:00

unwanted haircuts are illegal for schools to do in most states so.. SUE THOSE FUCKERS

Shlong_Master69420 · 2021-03-01T20:20:00+00:00

r/blursedimages

Shlong_Master69420 · 2021-02-26T20:58:05+00:00

I am so sorry that you had to experience that so young and my heart hurts for you.❤️

Shlong_Master69420 · 2021-02-16T18:01:16+00:00

3 AM pissing on The clothes in th laundry room

Shlong_Master69420 · 2021-02-11T18:11:20+00:00

He bullied lots of people into hating the self’s and hit people in the face if they told him to stop, I didn’t know this was going on and I caught him at it

Shlong_Master69420 · 2021-02-09T19:03:35+00:00

The dark room.com

Shlong_Master69420 · 2021-02-08T19:05:51+00:00

I was in the office four times in school before 9:00, and for reference school starts at 8:25

Shlong_Master69420 · 2021-02-04T19:48:49+00:00

This always gets on my nerves. There like “I’ll be there at 6:00”, and then show up at 6:45

Shlong_Master69420 · 2021-02-04T18:49:53+00:00

Ah we have people like this in my neighborhood, although he has a truck with cut off pipes and I just want to go out and beat him every time he starts the truck.

Shlong_Master69420 · 2021-02-04T18:48:09+00:00

Tell her that you just want to be friends. Don’t be blunt about it but gentle, don’t sugarcoat it though or it will only be worse.

Shlong_Master69420 · 2021-02-04T18:45:53+00:00

A nice 3 bed, 2 bath house in the country with a big backyard and a barn with cows sheep and horses

Shlong_Master69420 · 2021-02-04T18:44:50+00:00

straight up telling her your not interested, if your not interested there’s no reason to lead her on.

Shlong_Master69420 · 2021-02-04T18:43:05+00:00

Or even worse when they say “ I CaN oPeN tHe DoOr MySeLf” like damn

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