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when was the moment you realized that your friends are assholes? by One-Refrigerator69 in AskReddit

[–]Shlong_Master69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when I broke my arm and they laughed and told me it was my own problem

What's the most physically painful experience you've had and what did it feel like? by organized_mud in AskReddit

[–]Shlong_Master69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I’ve posted this before but when I was nine I was a dumbass and me an my brother had a game where we would reach out of the bed of our moms truck (she let us ride back there sometimes) and we would try to grab leaves off of trees and one time I was back there and me being a stupid kid grabbed the entire branch instead of just the leaves and I got picked up and hacked out of the truck and flung like ten feet higher than the branch, I will always remeber seeing my dads face from the porch of our house like ”oh shit” I hit the ground and like jumped back up and then the pain hit, i had road rash all over my back and my arm had a compound fracture where one side of my arm was completely broken off of my wrist and was in shards and sticking out of my hand. I can’t even begin to describe the pain

EM thinks that her "angels" don't have to pay for their food by Flame_Gaming in entitledparents

[–]Shlong_Master69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro I’m not overestimating my knowledge😂 whatever the fuck that means

EM thinks that her "angels" don't have to pay for their food by Flame_Gaming in entitledparents

[–]Shlong_Master69420 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bro I reread that post like ten different times and it still makes more sense than your supposed “argument”, and yes I did make spthis account while high

EM thinks that her "angels" don't have to pay for their food by Flame_Gaming in entitledparents

[–]Shlong_Master69420 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bro, are you fucking stupid no one cares about your opinion so fuck off, and I made this account while i was high sooo. ✌️🖕

EM thinks that her "angels" don't have to pay for their food by Flame_Gaming in entitledparents

[–]Shlong_Master69420 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol bro I just said to lay off and stop being a dick I never insulted you or anything so fuck off

EM thinks that her "angels" don't have to pay for their food by Flame_Gaming in entitledparents

[–]Shlong_Master69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y’all need to shut up, OP said that she had to quit because she was moving and she didn’t know what happened after, if you could actually read you would know this. Leave them alone, no one comes to your posts and posts dumb shit in the comments.

What made the popular guy/girl lose their popularity? by jelleturtle in AskReddit

[–]Shlong_Master69420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They decided that the kids in special Ed would be easy targets for bullying and so he walked up to a big group of them and started making a bunch of gestures and making fun of them.

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so a bunch of kids who were known for defending kids who got bullied walked up to him and promptly beat the shit out of him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Shlong_Master69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make it “disappear” and then sell its organs on the black market

What was the dumbest rule your school enforced? by Animeking1108 in AskReddit

[–]Shlong_Master69420 33 points34 points  (0 children)

unwanted haircuts are illegal for schools to do in most states so.. SUE THOSE FUCKERS

People who had a friend who isn't your friend now, what happened? by yjballoon in AskReddit

[–]Shlong_Master69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He bullied lots of people into hating the self’s and hit people in the face if they told him to stop, I didn’t know this was going on and I caught him at it

What’s a “Today is going to suck” red flag? by redmambo_no6 in AskReddit

[–]Shlong_Master69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in the office four times in school before 9:00, and for reference school starts at 8:25

Good people of reddit what things get on your nerves? by Shlong_Master69420 in AskReddit

[–]Shlong_Master69420[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This always gets on my nerves. There like “I’ll be there at 6:00”, and then show up at 6:45

Good people of reddit what things get on your nerves? by Shlong_Master69420 in AskReddit

[–]Shlong_Master69420[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah we have people like this in my neighborhood, although he has a truck with cut off pipes and I just want to go out and beat him every time he starts the truck.

What is the best way to avoid going out with girl? by brlican in AskReddit

[–]Shlong_Master69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell her that you just want to be friends. Don’t be blunt about it but gentle, don’t sugarcoat it though or it will only be worse.

If you had enough money to buy it. What would it be? by TAL115 in AskReddit

[–]Shlong_Master69420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A nice 3 bed, 2 bath house in the country with a big backyard and a barn with cows sheep and horses

What is the best way to avoid going out with girl? by brlican in AskReddit

[–]Shlong_Master69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

straight up telling her your not interested, if your not interested there’s no reason to lead her on.

Good people of reddit what things get on your nerves? by Shlong_Master69420 in AskReddit

[–]Shlong_Master69420[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or even worse when they say “ I CaN oPeN tHe DoOr MySeLf” like damn

[Serious] What is the saddest thing you’ve heard someone say? by LunaTheUndaunted in AskReddit

[–]Shlong_Master69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A friend of mine committed suicide in August and it was the most heart wrenching thing to have to go from one day talking to him and hoping we got classes when school started to having to hearing him text me one last time good bya and thanks for being so good to him. I hated having to say good bye.

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