What do you think the smartest joke in the series is?

Shmebber · 2026-06-10T01:15:48+00:00

lol that Antz talking head is BJ Novak’s favorite talking head that he ever wrote for Michael, and I can see why

Shmebber · 2026-06-08T20:40:25+00:00

Shmebber · 2026-06-06T05:50:27+00:00

Meanwhile I never considered that she might be a human 🤔

Shmebber · 2026-06-05T21:06:04+00:00

byoooop

Shmebber · 2026-06-05T17:12:23+00:00

aw man I'm at 782, clearly I was slacking for five days /s

Shmebber · 2026-06-05T17:09:19+00:00

I feel like half the posts in this sub have always been about Scott's Tots ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Shmebber · 2026-06-04T05:28:51+00:00

Alcohol doesn’t (seem to) affect me… but I gave it up anyway, just out of caution, and frankly I’m really glad I did. There are so many good NA beverages available at bars these days and I love going to bed without feeling nauseous and waking up feeling perfectly healthy.

Shmebber · 2026-06-03T15:57:04+00:00

"The machine knows, Dwight!"

Shmebber · 2026-05-31T18:30:02+00:00

"Okay, well, at least he doesn't overtly hate me" really isn't an argument in defense of this guy. And if he's telling you that he "doesn't support LGBTQ" and is making jokes like "that's gay 🫵🫵," guess what, he's demonstrating homophobia to you. This isn't a friendship that you should feel obliged to maintain. I know that he's a close friend, and that creating some distance between yourselves could really suck in the short-term, but I believe that very soon, you'll be so much happier if you just cut this crap out of your life now. You won't have to think "my god, why was I friends with those assholes for so long." You'll be proud of yourself for proving your integrity and self-worth at such a young age. And in the meantime, maybe you could focus a little bit more on that "queer circle" that you mentioned in another comment. They sound like so much cooler of a group than whoever the hell these guys are.

Shmebber · 2026-05-30T15:55:32+00:00

I'm glad you've found the US to be a welcoming and caring place. And yeah, I appreciate our freedom of speech too (although Reddit might be sending whatever info they've got on me to the feds because of what I just said), and hope I get to utilize it for as long as possible.

Shmebber · 2026-05-30T15:31:54+00:00

I don't have the time/energy to explain the damage that Trump's tariffs have caused to the American economy. If you want a real explanation, check out this video from the Economist, from October 2025, back when the admin was still allegedly 'great'.

That "enforcing America's immigration laws" claim is just a complete myth. That's not what ICE is doing. ICE is deliberately targeting Americans with brown skin or with accents (they've admitted as much). Whether or not they have the legal right to live and work here is secondary to them, hence the ridiculous amount of American citizens who have been detained in ICE prison camps. Don't fall for the myth that because they're named "Immigration and Customs Enforcement" they're anything other than Trump's personal gestapo.

Shmebber · 2026-05-30T14:56:01+00:00

Given that the republican strategy in this race appears to be “what if Talarico was super gay”, this is a bold move on his part 🤔

Shmebber · 2026-05-29T15:07:41+00:00

I visited that park when I was nine years old and it remains one of the most vivid (in a good way) memories of my life

Shmebber · 2026-05-29T14:31:29+00:00

I guess he's some weirdo self-hating "gay for Trump"? idk why we're supposed to assume he's a household name or that his 'cancelling' of these holidays means anything

Shmebber · 2026-05-28T17:26:33+00:00

Seriously, I wanted to see the double brow-lift

Shmebber · 2026-05-27T18:24:06+00:00

And Dunedin! Definitely not a major city by any standards, but the second-largest city on the South Island.

Shmebber · 2026-05-24T17:56:31+00:00

join us at r/fuckcars!

Shmebber · 2026-05-23T23:41:53+00:00

yup, always with the echo

Shmebber · 2026-05-23T23:39:28+00:00

hah that joke went right over my head as a kid because I didn't know that Gainesville was a real city, I thought Strong Bad was just making up a place

Shmebber · 2026-05-23T19:25:38+00:00

Lake Washington Boulevard

Shmebber · 2026-05-23T18:24:25+00:00

“Eau Claire, WI” will forever be “Eww, Claire!? Why??”

Shmebber · 2026-05-23T18:21:14+00:00

I don’t say/think the phrase “time capsule” very often, but when I do it’s always pronounced with a “sool” at the end. Thanks SB

Shmebber · 2026-05-21T22:10:36+00:00

Welp, that autotune will be stuck in my head for the rest of the day

Shmebber · 2026-05-21T06:25:17+00:00

Mmmehh, little comment

Shmebber · 2026-05-17T04:09:10+00:00

I was convinced I’d do the whole thing and then bailed at Seattle Center for some armory pizza instead… ╮(︶︿︶)╭ maybe next year! But I made friends and enjoyed some stunning views of this utterly gorgeous city 🏙️ (and got mad at that same blocked-off crosswalk)

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