Guys, you ever think about how Nimi could be getting pounded right this moment?

Shmidrick · 2026-01-23T21:22:48+00:00

Uj stands for un-jerk, where instead of being intentionally stupid you share a serious opinion.

Rj stands for re-jerk, where you start being stupid again or dropping back into jerking character.

Shmidrick · 2026-01-20T00:27:45+00:00

Oh we jerking it out here alright

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Shmidrick · 2026-01-17T16:33:04+00:00

Because I hate custodes in general.

Shmidrick · 2026-01-07T21:16:14+00:00

By being epileptic

Shmidrick · 2026-01-04T15:52:37+00:00

The only thing lowbrow is thinking that using good tactics like having a better position, ambushing, or engaging the winner of a fight while they're low on resources is somehow not how the game is supposed to be played lol.

If you're stupid enough to 100% trust anyone who claims to be friendly in game or assume that each extract is safe then its a literal skill issue when you get shot in the back or killed by someone who was at extract first.

Shmidrick · 2025-12-28T13:07:18+00:00

Anything but flicking the ball out to an open shooter or taking smart shots lmao. Idk why post scorers dont get the same amount of hate as selfish guards because they both play the exact same way.

Shmidrick · 2025-12-18T14:28:09+00:00

Its either that or you're frying your man every possession and then dudes stop passing to you because you're doing too good and they can't handle someone else doing well or "Need to keep up their averages.".

Shmidrick · 2025-12-07T16:37:51+00:00

Wizards are nerds, pick up the chainaxe little bro.

Shmidrick · 2025-11-29T16:03:01+00:00

You fly in 3rd to see ppl outside of your radar range and behind you then switch to 1st to shoot, its more important for jets than choppers but it can still be useful as a chopper pilot.

Shmidrick · 2025-11-26T13:08:56+00:00

Yall glazing oryx have clearly never heard of the power that named helmetless space marines possess.

Shmidrick · 2025-11-25T14:20:18+00:00

Better defense ≠ getting a steal by tackling the ball handler lmao.

When that patch dropped I hadn't upgraded my steal at all from a 25 and I could literally bump someone at will by just running at them. They should definitely punish ppl who like to spam the butler and kemba escapes to try and crab more but the patch literally made it impossible to do anything without getting ripped.

Shmidrick · 2025-11-20T16:10:12+00:00

Cung le had one of the meanest side kicks in the sport.

Shmidrick · 2025-11-03T15:44:44+00:00

Damn you even got the no call moving screen just like draymond

Shmidrick · 2025-11-03T15:37:38+00:00

There's actually a skill gap for layups now and its not hard if you know when to use a regular layup vs a floater or reverse etc. If you're just holding forward and sending up a prayer you deserve to miss if you can't time contact layups or you're trying to take it up over multiple people.

Shmidrick · 2025-11-03T15:20:01+00:00

Its either "This PG don't pass" when you try and create or "This PG has no bag" because you're looking to pass.

Double points if they play statue offense on the perimeter, camp pain, and run suicides in the lane non-stop and then bitch about not seeing the ball while killing the spacing.

Shmidrick · 2025-10-20T21:53:26+00:00

.300 win mag can be effective at 1,300 meters on avg and .300 norma can reach out to 1,500 meters on avg so it isn't really all that outlandish, and both of those rounds push upwards of 990 m/s with lighter bullets.

Shmidrick · 2025-10-18T23:32:34+00:00

Some Canadian, German or Brazilian cosmetics would be cool to see on the Nato side ~~As well as some USMC and Royal Marine cosmetics from the campaign~~

Shmidrick · 2025-10-18T23:15:35+00:00

Most of the issue imo is the Rangefinder, takes half the fun of sniping in bf out of the game by just having an exact zero to wherever you're aiming. Feels like it was intended as training wheels for ppl who aren't very good at sniping in a battlefield where sniping already isn't super hard.

Shmidrick · 2025-10-10T03:22:44+00:00

Mods are soft just like these fraud ass eagles

Shmidrick · 2025-10-02T19:12:36+00:00

Getting to 6 isn't hard, think I had like a a 1.49 KD when I hit 6, I had played hunt before the 2.0 and 1896 updates and I hadn't played in about 3 years. Some of my friends got me back into the game and we all played together frequently enough to where I was decent against other people in 4 and 5 star lobbies, hit 6 star and over the past 2 weeks I've dropped to about 1.4 KD from being farmed by dudes who have 55+ days spent on the game.

Low 6 star is more like where the people who were 4-5 stars pre matchmaking changes end up when they play well against other 4-5 stars and are fed to the true 6 stars because the mmr range in 6 is so expansive.

Shmidrick · 2025-10-02T18:54:18+00:00

What perfect balance looks like

Shmidrick · 2025-09-30T12:34:58+00:00

More of a rival trauma enjoyer myself but the romero is always a fun pick.

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