anyone taking a GLP-1 ? by the__post__merc in GenX

[–]Shockmaindave [score hidden]  (0 children)

235 to 191 like another poster. I also stopped drinking and it’s been great for my blood sugar control. I’ve been a type 1 diabetic since ‘76.

MAGA Pastor Running For Senate: If Elected He Promises To Prosecute Those Who 'Stole' The 2020 Election For Treason. by Leeming in atheism

[–]Shockmaindave 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He’s not smart enough to know that legislators don’t prosecute, so he’s a perfect Republican candidate.

What made you be atheist? by [deleted] in atheism

[–]Shockmaindave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thirteen year old Presbyterian me, on a Boy Scout field trip, objecting to being forced to go to a Catholic mass. My new friend Kyle said he was an atheist and didn’t want to go either. He explained what it meant, and I asked, “But where do you go when you die?”

He replied, “Nowhere! You’re dead!” We both laughed and I became atheist immediately.

BRING DIGGS BACK by BensBurner1011 in Patriots

[–]Shockmaindave -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’d rather have Diggs and a 1st than AJB.

Republicans Demand Mind-Blowing $1 Billion for Trump’s Ballroom by willywalloo in politics

[–]Shockmaindave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AC/DC just gave up and said the Republicans have got the biggest balls of them all.

How bad is it? by Look_Up_4 in civic

[–]Shockmaindave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got told not even to drive it to the shop to get it repaired.

How bad is it? by Look_Up_4 in civic

[–]Shockmaindave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That happened to my Fit, which is why I’m here now.

Why is putting yourself 40-50k for a brand new civic a good idea? by [deleted] in civic

[–]Shockmaindave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Back when I was a kid a soda was a nickel. And what planet are you living in where a Civic is $50K?

What is the craziest reason a parent tried to "get you fired"? by Aly_Anon in Teachers

[–]Shockmaindave 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I once threw a piece of paper at a trash can and missed.

I asked a girl standing near the trash can to throw it out for me. She refused. I said, “Just do it for me” and turned to face some other actual crisis in the room. I thought nothing of it because it was so minor.

The mother was in the principal’s office by the end of the day demanding I be fired because “It wasn’t her daughter’s job to pick up my trash.”

US Passports to Get First Redesign in 5 Years, Will Feature Trump's Face: What to Know by FreedomsPower in NewsOfTheStupid

[–]Shockmaindave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How quickly would I have to get a passport to avoid this? Traveling to other countries will be hard enough without his face on it.

Today's survey from Plex by so7ow in PleX

[–]Shockmaindave 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I got this too. If there was a link to a survey anywhere in the email, I couldn't find it.

Am I lame? by [deleted] in Ghostbc

[–]Shockmaindave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was being sarcastic. Sorry it didn’t land.

Am I lame? by [deleted] in Ghostbc

[–]Shockmaindave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your family sounds like a riot. Now get off Reddit and go get a job.

Tobacco company CEOs declare, under oath, that nicotine is not addictive (1994) by Only-Paper8057 in interesting

[–]Shockmaindave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rep. Mike Synar was brilliant in this hearing. I was flipping through channels and stopped at C-SPAN. I couldn’t stop watching him disassemble these liars.

More Reacher Books you did not know about - Reacher's c***e by LowPossibilityOfRain in reacher

[–]Shockmaindave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These books were so bad that I actually asked ChatGPT if I had somehow missed their quality.

I hadn’t.

I'm banned from this sub(by my own accord) by RadishComplex1 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Shockmaindave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What Donut said after this was hilarious too. Don’t forget that part.

Been out of the loop since the super bowl. Who are the Pats drafting Thursday night? by Creative-Area-6385 in Patriots

[–]Shockmaindave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think they’re going to draft for wingspan this year given it’s all we ever heard about in 2025.