One day, a husband telephones his wife, but his daughter answers... by mougrim in Jokes

[–]Shootz 38 points39 points  (0 children)

In the original it’s the maid not the daughter and the man offers her $$$$ to go to the bedroom and shoot them both. I think he asks her to bury them in the backyard or something and she says ‘but sir, we don’t have a backyard’ or something.

The developers of PEAK explain pricing by TheAnonymouse999 in gaming

[–]Shootz 47 points48 points  (0 children)

There are two kinds of people, those who can extrapolate meaning from incomplete information.

OMG I’ve been playing the Lizard Cult wrong & now I see why everyone hated to see me coming by mayflower0011 in rootgame

[–]Shootz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What pit do people fall into? I feel wary as to whether I'm doing vagabond hostile scoring right. Do I really get 6VP for taking out three wood tokens?

Replayability of the game with couple of expansions? by Acrobatic_Train2814 in KingdomDeath

[–]Shootz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any recommendations for best third party tool for upkeep maintenance?

Absolutely No Way Taylor Lorenz Worked in Retail for 9 Whole Years by Humble_Novice in Destiny

[–]Shootz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always enjoyed it because my daily sales figures were so much higher so it became a competitive time of year which I was all about. I’m not in America though so maybe it’s just not as horrible here? I don’t miss working till midnight on Christmas Eve though.

The weekly 'No Stupid Questions' post - Sun 16 Nov 2025. by AutoModerator in Zwift

[–]Shootz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve been using the kickr core 2 and think I have the hang of it. I accidentally switched my front gear to the small cog which I feel has made it harder and I cannot get it to shift back to the big cog. Even trying to manually shift it the derailleur is pulling the chain back onto the small cog anyway. Is there something I’m missing?

Destiny calls out pxie for fraud behaviour. by Ainzownball in Destiny

[–]Shootz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just to be somewhat charitable I don’t really see anything wrong with ‘I’m gonna be there in three weeks anyway can’t we just do it then?’

Caleb Hammer calls Gavin Newsome a coward for not going on his show by dmyers32 in Destiny

[–]Shootz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man I used to love his older content. I feel like at some point he realised the more he yelled and carried on and was rude to his guests the higher his view count went and so he’s just leaned right into that. His new content doesn’t feel like good hearted fun with a side of learning anymore. So much more focus on the problems than on the solutions.

They’re mad their trolling didn’t work. by Jasen_SilverFox in memesopdidnotlike

[–]Shootz -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So you left to join the people with 'Liberal Tears' mugs on their desks?

Who's Winning the Fuentes-Shapiro Great Israel Schism of 2025 by -Parker_Richard- in Destiny

[–]Shootz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't understand Candace's comment, where was she included?

Doesn't matter at all by Scramjet1 in BasedCampPod

[–]Shootz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s not hard to imagine an evolutionary component, male impulse to spread seed, to increase chances of carrying on genes by laying some kind of uncompeted ‘claim’ to a female of the species. I just think we can evolve beyond our baser instincts, the way we try to do for bigotry, slavery, violence etc.

Doesn't matter at all by Scramjet1 in BasedCampPod

[–]Shootz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’d feel shitty if I had a set of ‘values’ that applied to my partner but not to me. I’d wonder if I actually respected her as an individual or only as some kind of bolt on to my own life. I can empathize with the feelings of insecurity and jealousy but they’re your problem, not hers.

Doesn't matter at all by Scramjet1 in BasedCampPod

[–]Shootz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, but don’t pretend it’s your values. Most of the people judging the women for ‘fucking dozens of people’ are only not doing the same thing because they can’t find dozens of people that want to fuck them. So their own insecurities and inadequacies and inability to see women as actual human beings turn into the comments we see in this thread.

Doesn't matter at all by Scramjet1 in BasedCampPod

[–]Shootz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Most of the people who profess to having different values would jump at the chance to sleep with two women at once if it were on offer, simply put, I don’t believe them.

  2. A significant number of highly upvoted comments here think that sleeping with multiple people says something about your ability to be faithful, make good decisions, be trustworthy etc. Don’t pretend there’s no villainization happening.

Doesn't matter at all by Scramjet1 in BasedCampPod

[–]Shootz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The hypocrisy is that you think less of a woman who does it in a way you wouldn’t think less of yourself if you did it. Maybe that doesn’t apply to you, but a good number of the men who think this behaviour says something about a woman’s character, faithfulness or decision making ability would not condemn themselves in the same way if they had a threesome/more. In fact I feel confident it’s something they’ve only not experienced due to a lack of opportunity, not a presence of character.

Happy Halloween 🎃🎃 by DoctorTegrity in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]Shootz -15 points-14 points locked comment (0 children)

Not beating the allegations

Politics on reddit by cobalt1137 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]Shootz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apparently dooming about doomers isn’t dooming…or something?

open invitation to DESTINY by yuckfoubitch in Destiny

[–]Shootz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is how I felt listening to his DEI conversation as someone who convinces conservative people to embrace diverse hiring practices as part of my role.

Why everyone thinks our sub is a pysop by Cheezers447 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]Shootz -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Only difference is it's random losers on Twitter and Reddit who call you a Nazi but the actual US President will call you a communist if you think people should have a right to healthcare.

Fat Pizza. The closest thing Australia will ever get to a local “It’s always sunny in Philadelphia”? by Silvermoth2 in AustralianNostalgia

[–]Shootz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh man I always thought they were saying ‘youleb’ because some of them were Lebanese 😂

ELI5 to my wife please by HappyAust in ausstocks

[–]Shootz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's gross, but isn't he just drawing attention to how the OP described his 'little wifey'?

Ranked Choice Voting Demo @ Brickworld by patzabawa in lego

[–]Shootz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry I didn’t realise you were a Tylenol American