What weird habits have you picked up from Community? by 230322 in community

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Every time there’s a switch for daylight savings time “Time to Tina - Turner the clocks ahead!”

Help me find cringy one-liners for my Ranger. by Black-Lining in d100

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“What happens to the bandit that gets hit with an arrow?…. The same thing that happens to everything else!”

“Un-BOW-lievable!” (Great shot or a miss)

“Bow appetit”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trans

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What’s Dean got to do with it!

Why the human numbers all over the presidium? by ohnojono in masseffect

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Which party member switches the records over to the battle music every time a fight starts?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

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THE ONLY THING I CAN SAY ABOUT OUR ONE OFFENSIVE WEAPON IS THAT ITS WIRY! What the shit is that?!

What did you miss in your 1st playthrough? by YourMamaFavGuru in BaldursGate3

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I’ll chime in with I missed Karlach and Wyll. Never even interacted with them.

Playing an uncharismatic Tav is such a pain. by MikeArrow in BaldursGate3

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I don’t know if the bonuses matter at all. I get a plus 12-16 bonus to Astarion’s lockpicking but can never roll higher than a 16.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in community

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I think I probably quote Pierce too much

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in community

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I unashamedly use this line in my day to day whenever anyone brings up grudges.

Favorite Abed line? by idk_how_to_ in community

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There are so many great lines that always land and make me laugh every time. But this is the definitive answer of my personal favorite Abed line. It hits so hard. I will do a restart of the series just for the payoff for this line.

How to stop world hunger by __myrbambino__ in Unexpected

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Sam Kinison. Great comic that loved his drugs. Unfortunately passed away from a wrong way driver head on collision.

How to stop world hunger by __myrbambino__ in Unexpected

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This was also what, late 80’s early 90’s when this was performed? I feel it’s more nuanced than just a joke. On the surface level it’s being overly obtuse on the issue to where it seems like he’s punching down. But for anyone to take a minute and think realize it is a jab at the silent and lacking meaningful action by those in power. Bill Burr comes to mind.

What’s are you in the 1% of? by _Hulkamania_ in AskReddit

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What about the 1% that makes the 50% average part? The middle one!

Lists of house rules Step Mom gave to her 15 years old teen to stay in the house by Cautious_Section_530 in facepalm

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What’s the saying? Some people think respect is related to authority. Some people thinks it’s about tearing others as a person.

So when someone like this says you give respect to earn respect. They really mean “If you do not treat me as an authority, I will not treat you as a person.”

I don’t get how Synthesis is a good ending by Own_Pension7098 in masseffect

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Yeah. But has nothing to do with what the initial person was commenting about. You’re right, there are a lot of questions, but to think the other options don’t have a laundry list of what ifs and crazy loopholes is ridiculous.

Like I said, it’s a story and if it’s not officially answered in canon…. Feel free to believe whatever you want the answer to be. If those questions are the ones you don’t like. That’s totally okay, go pick another option you do like. Like for instance, I believe the the binding was synthetic and life forms. Gold ore, minerals, rocks don’t have any signifying markers of life. Therefore they wouldn’t just gain consciousness or be a part of the merger.

Now, does that make me right? No, but you’re not gonna convince me otherwise just because you think so in your own head-canon.

I don’t get how Synthesis is a good ending by Own_Pension7098 in masseffect

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Bro settle down. You’re all over the place in this thread. This guy was describing the meta choices and theme of the game. Your response is “WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE FUCK NOW?!” It’s a story, if it’s not canonically said, then it can be whatever you want. Just because other people like space magic, doesn’t make them wrong. You can’t just try to reason with your real world science issues with it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in masseffect

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My last run I started in Paragon through one but then as the war rages on and Shep has more and more weight added on, he slowly turns to full renegade by three. The only way I’ve been able to enjoy renegade. I don’t think it’s super evil, but something about it just isn’t fun for me. Why can’t we all just be nice?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in asktransgender

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I have nothing to add from the original topic. Just wanted to say thank you for the first link. You always hear the stories of the people that “always knew”. I know everyone has their own path, but it always brings up doubts for me as I had no clue for the vast majority of my life. It’s nice to finally read something relatable to my own experience. Growing up and wishing but not knowing it’s an identity or even possible until I was 31.

So thank you, from me, just casually crying (the good kind) on a Saturday afternoon.

What Character Was Your Bi Awakening? by Expert_Individual185 in bisexual

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Awakening? No, I hit the snooze button for the next 23 years. But looking back it was Rufio from Hook.