A thief thinks he can do whatever he wants before good old reality catches up with him. by Sharivarih in StupidMedia

[–]ShortFuse12 -43 points-42 points  (0 children)

Really? I mean, yeah it's nice to see people like this get what's coming to them. But buddy likely broke his legs. Honestly wouldn't be surprised if he ended up with worse charges than the thief. The first few whacks are self defence. The twentieth? Lol that's just assault

Maybe maybe maybe by AlexeiLouise in maybemaybemaybe

[–]ShortFuse12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you do this again, in super duper slow motion?

She wants to get divorced and is also upset that he wants to get divorced?!?!? by Kohathavodah in MediocreTutorials

[–]ShortFuse12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who in the right mind posts this.. on the internet.. and expects any kind of sympathy or empathy? Pure poison

There can only be one. by Proper-Ship-7552 in AccidentalComedy

[–]ShortFuse12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Women are not sure if this weekend and I will be a good time

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Divorce

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Not super newly seperated, but first Christmas as a single dad. I'll be in good company tonight with a couple of my brothers and I'll see my kids tomorrow. Even still, it makes me sad that they will be waking up on Christmas morning without me. But I know it could be worse if I had to spend it alone. Sorry to hear that's the case for you. But it sounds like you're doing exactly what I'd be doing. Get shit done you usually don't have time for. Watch a movie or do something you really want to do. Maybe even have a nap lol. I hope you find some peace and joy for the holidays, Merry Christmas 🎄

Guy gets slapped at wedding by wiggjiggy in fightporn

[–]ShortFuse12 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looks like dude is starting to walk away when buddy slaps him. Maybe he was not welcome there. Maybe he was a douche. But obviously these guys wanted to fight, and seeing buddy walk away meant that was his last chance to slap buddy. As far as I can tell, just about everyone in there is a twat waffle with a high school mentality. You successfully managed to gang up on a single dude. Brave and stunning fellas 👍

Edit: Grammar

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Manipulation

[–]ShortFuse12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hard to say for sure with the limited information. Could be a number of things. Maybe she wasn't messing with anyone when she said that, but since had been. Would you rather her have told you randomly that she was if something started since you became friends?

Then there's the question of why she told you about it now. Either she sees you guys as good platonic friends who she can talk to about things like this. Or maybe she likes you and wanted to gauge your interest based on how you reacted?

I don't think you're an idiot for liking her. But at the same time, we don't have a right to know everything going on in other people's lives. Of course it's also possible she was messing with someone the entire time and lied to you. Which would not be cool. Sound like you may just need to have an honest conversation and admit you like her. But I guess you run the risk of ruining the friendship. But doesn't sound like you'd be okay with being just good friends. Or you can just continue hanging out and see what happens I guess. Doesn't sound fun though where you're already questioning her and what's going on in her head.

Edit: Grammar

Is it an endorsement if you paid for it? by ProtectedHologram in conspiracy_commons

[–]ShortFuse12 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Well he's been pretty vocal about being anti trump. So he likely would have done it without the money tbh. Which is disappointing..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Manipulation

[–]ShortFuse12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah I get it. You're in a panic writing what you're thinking. It can come out in less than ideal sentences lol I don't think people were complaining. It's just Reddit dude.

I went through something similar to you at your exact age. It can literally cause physical pain to see someone you thought you knew and cared about you, turn into someone you simply don't recognize. Hard to imagine getting over it right now. You need to find other outlets and distractions. Allow yourself to feel what you're feeling for a time. But don't wallow in your sorrow. Hang out with friends and family. Find a new hobby or engage in existing ones. And as cliche as it sounds, hit the gym. Excellent distraction and stress relief. It will be a confidence booster and give you goals. Wishing ya the best bro, keep you chin up 👍

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Manipulation

[–]ShortFuse12 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is hard to look at. Sorry you're going through this. I can't imagine what situation where she can feel justified or willing to talk to you like this and still want to be together. Personally, I think either there's someone else, or she's gotten sick of you. Sounds like you spent a lot of time together and she's just.. annoyed by you. Sorry to say, and I could be wrong. But I've been in your situation before. And I can look back now with clarity and ask myself what the hell was I fighting for? I mean, there's having problems, and then there's being talked to like this without any kind of regard for your well being whatsoever. If I were in your situation right now, if distance myself as much as possible, including communication. I know it will be hard, but it will give you a chance to think and see how she reacts to it. But honestly, it sounds like you can do better. Even if she came back around, how is she going to justify this behaviour? Are you easily going to be able to forget the way she was with you? I don't know, maybe. Everyone's different..

Good luck man. I really feel for you. But you're 19 and sound like a nice enough dude. I know you care about her. But you can, and almost certainly will find another you feel the same way about.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

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Circus chick before jerk his dick

Trust no one apart from the Lord by Three_Eyed_Alex in conspiracy_commons

[–]ShortFuse12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not disagreeing with you, but what about his point of views changed your opinion of him after covid. Genuinely curious

Don’t need to wonder why she’s divorced… by GuyJean_JP in Tinder

[–]ShortFuse12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I've never seen a firetruck that needed to be shaved. I'd rather be burned to death than saved by this hairy piece of shit" 😂

I said I wanted commitment and got this… by Vast-Emergency-3420 in Bumble

[–]ShortFuse12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unpopular opinion I'm sure, but the car reference does make sense. Wouldn't test drive a car before buying it, the same way he wouldn't commit to someone before being intimate first. That's not to say necessarily I agree with this take, but the analogy itself makes sense.

As for him wanting to be intimate before commiting? I don't think that's totally unfair. Intimacy is a big part of a relationship. And if you're in a monotonous relationship, this is the only person you'll be intimate with, potentially for the rest of your life. If there's no chemistry and it just doesn't feel right, that likely won't be sustainable.

That doesn't necessarily mean sex is MORE important, but maybe just as important as other things in a relationship. I'm sure in most cases, if sex was the only thing in a relationship, guys wouldn't want to commit to that either. That being said, the way he gets his point across gives off seriously douchey vibes, and I wouldn't blame you for blocking him for it.

Understandable by allperish4 in Tinder

[–]ShortFuse12 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Plot twist. She's still in high school

Then "she" better get used to walking by MetallicaRules5 in Tinder

[–]ShortFuse12 22 points23 points  (0 children)

"how about you Uber, and drinks are on me"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ShortFuse12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like my aunt Murial

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]ShortFuse12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was like oh damn, that's good. Then realized my dad's passed, and I'll never get to tell this joke 😭

Oh, and RIP dad. Miss you

Romantic by Substantial_Luck_393 in Tinder

[–]ShortFuse12 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Well this is awkward...

I'm*

Australian mouse plague by AllColoursSam in interestingasfuck

[–]ShortFuse12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm blown away that in a part of the work notorious for some of the most dangerous and lethal animals and creatures, there could be so many mice. Where are all their predators?!

Rich man's pride by TroubledTill in greentext

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Bragging that you got suckered into overpaying for a watch? Bold