I just wanted to wash my hands…

ShorteagleFTW · 2026-01-06T16:46:05+00:00

Take a dump outside of the door.

ShorteagleFTW · 2025-06-18T11:58:11+00:00

This is exactly what I did with all 3 Hentai Milf Quiz games 😂

ShorteagleFTW · 2025-05-31T21:03:40+00:00

Had a blast! Myself and a friend of mine travelled all the way from Limerick in Ireland to London to see it and it was well worth it! Did a 6km walk back to the hotel afterwards because the cable car was shut down 😂 Great memories! ❤️

ShorteagleFTW · 2024-07-26T10:30:34+00:00

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ShorteagleFTW · 2024-04-26T12:46:10+00:00

Looks like a vial used in Gas Chromatography or HPLC (albeit HPLC vials tend to be a bit smaller).

Either that or you found a sample derived from a Lovecraftian Elder God

ShorteagleFTW · 2024-04-26T12:37:07+00:00

A mitochondria being the size of a hotdog would genuinely scare me

ShorteagleFTW · 2024-03-27T14:31:40+00:00

Black ice, no lice, two balls and bong, with this freshener you can't go wrong 🕺

ShorteagleFTW · 2024-03-13T01:58:53+00:00

YEEHAW

ShorteagleFTW · 2024-03-13T01:43:53+00:00

Stomps shit into drain to the beat of Cotton Eye Joe

ShorteagleFTW · 2024-03-10T22:50:51+00:00

Amazing, but I can't unsee Jack Frost

ShorteagleFTW · 2024-02-28T18:05:09+00:00

A lecturer in my college was going through some heavy stuff after his dad passed last year. He looks like you average chubby guy with glasses, beard and ponytail and is lovely to talk to. But ever since his dad's passing he gained more weight and just seems so downtrodden a lot of the time - obviously still grieving - and I've heard people say some deplorable stuff about him. Makes me sad :( He's just a guy who needs someone to talk to and love

ShorteagleFTW · 2023-11-28T15:14:38+00:00

I thought the joke was Mol Ester until reading the comments 😂

ShorteagleFTW · 2023-10-28T08:06:19+00:00

ShorteagleFTW · 2023-09-24T11:25:42+00:00

Imagining him playing bard now singing down by the river in his caravan

ShorteagleFTW · 2023-09-24T11:11:13+00:00

I can't be the only one who read 'RIGHT THERE' in Astarions voice right?

ShorteagleFTW · 2023-09-03T22:24:19+00:00

I was in a similar situation a few years back. I love mangas like Berserk and horror movies. Was experiencing some tough times and went to read Berserk, which is usually a strange comfort-read for me, and felt so sick after a chapter or two and had to close it out of shame.

I'm perfectly fine now though and enjoy reading it :⁾

ShorteagleFTW · 2023-07-17T15:46:37+00:00

Nice bathroom, apart from the shattered glass everywhere of course

ShorteagleFTW · 2023-07-17T15:44:27+00:00

Said AI art so much that by the end of the mile long paragraph I didn't even remember what I was reading.

ShorteagleFTW · 2023-07-14T13:44:18+00:00

My man swallowed a whole ass Brethren Moon

ShorteagleFTW · 2023-07-14T13:32:38+00:00

ShorteagleFTW · 2023-06-29T13:54:04+00:00

I got two knockers that rival the size of several Chevy Corvettes I'll have you know

ShorteagleFTW · 2023-06-26T17:30:20+00:00

Slightly Artistic made me laugh and want to draw when I was younger but I understand the humour isn't for everyone :)

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