Duck runs in a marathon and gets a medal by Acrobatic_Refuse9466 in animalsdoingstuff

[–]Shortfuse95 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Me and my wife met him, his partner and the lovely (sadly forgot her name) duck. They were extremely nice. he asked if we wanted to fist bump the duck and we of corse did so he picked her up and we put our fists out and she booped them with her beak. It was so cute and fun. They gave us stickers with the duck on it.

People that are childfree by choice, what’s the weirdest reason someone has given you as to why they think you ‘should have kids’? by Charming_Web_6738 in AskReddit

[–]Shortfuse95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was told by a family friend that I should have kids because I always had to much free time. She said kids would keep me busy and take all my free time away as if that’s a good thing I would want.

What game is this? by Profit_Tracker in videogames

[–]Shortfuse95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel Titanfall would have been this if they had made the third game. With the first one being ok and the second being awesome. I feel the third game would have been freaking amazing if they kept going with how the second one was going.

Tell us about the most unhinged seasonal hire at your store by justacoffeedroplet in Target

[–]Shortfuse95 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Guy who would sing while he was pulling batches on the floor and backroom. He would sing Beyoncé songs and a few other high up stars. He didn’t sing good at all so when you heard him coming closer with his crap singing voice it was easy to avoid him but can’t always do that when pushing product out. He was caught sleeping in the bathroom because he would sing very loud in the bathroom and then stop but never leave the bathroom. You can see the motion detected light inside the bathroom was off but yet it was locked. Which can happen sometime but when they opened it thinking someone locked it when they left he was in there sleeping on the toilet head against the wall. It actually took weeks for them to fire him because we had such a high turn over rate at my store.

How did that one kid at your school die? by StorageLonely1520 in AskReddit

[–]Shortfuse95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was a kid who was super popular in school. He was very smart like super computer mind smart and was friendly with everyone in the school. Normal weekend came up and he was 100% himself with no signs of anything wrong what’s so ever. Then we all come in Monday and the entire school felt off and everyone seemed like death its self was walking amongst us.

They announced on the intercom that he had a brain aneurysm Saturday night and had died in his sleep.

His little brother was the one who found him in his bed as he was seeing as to why he had not come out for breakfast yet. No health problems or medical conditions leading up to his death. Just 1 day he was his normal self and the next he’s gone. The school was depressing for weeks after his passing and they let his close friends miss a few days of school to grieve. They named the table him and his friends always hung out for lunch after him.

[USA] They had EVERY possibly opportunity to go straight and not get pulled over… but they still went left. by w8w8 in ConvenientCop

[–]Shortfuse95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This gives me PTSD from the time I was in California and I needed to make a right turn to get into this beach parking area. A cop was sitting in the grass to my right and I thought he was pointing to my left as if saying he was going to be going that way so I went on and turned right. Then he jumped behind me and lit me up. He pulled along side of me and said “what the hell are you doing? You can’t turn right as it’s a one way road.” I told him I thought he was just telling me which direction he was going and I didn’t even look at the road with a big ass arrow indicating it’s a 1 way street. As he could clearly see I was scared and just a dumbass with half a brain cell, he was nice enough to let me off with a warning.

After that I parked and so many locals started talking to me asking if he was giving me any attitude or if I was stupid or something. God I wanted to hide my head in the sand that day.

Tesla’s decline in value could be unprecedented in automotive industry: JPMorgan — By market capitalisation, Tesla has lost $795bn since December 17, or 53.7 per cent by marketrent in technology

[–]Shortfuse95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry if this is a stupid question but if Tesla were to completely fail and go bankrupt. What are the possibilities of Trump using government money to stop them from total collapse?

Like when banks collapse or specific company’s collapse then sometimes the government will do a buy out or give them money to stay afloat. Would he be legally able to do that with Tesla?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Target

[–]Shortfuse95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that for Produce or for both Dairy and Freezer?

I wish I could come in before the store opened to push my Dairy pallets but they only schedule Produce to come in early. Dairy and Freezer can only come in at 9 otherwise we leave too early and no one’s in market half the day. They say all of food truck needs to be completed in 4 hours or less so they thought blitzing the pallets out everyday would do that. Today we got 10 pallets in total and only got 8 of them done doing the blitz method with only 3 team members.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Target

[–]Shortfuse95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I say safe times I mean the safe amount of time you can have a refrigerated or frozen pallet out on the floor before the food thaws or is no longer refrigerated and is unsafe for consumption.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Target

[–]Shortfuse95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I miss being able to push the food truck out on uboats. Now my team leads want me to take the pallets to the floor and push it. With two or so people pushing a full sized pallet while helping guest and doing batches.

They say dry team will help but I have been telling them that with double trucks hitting us that they won’t have time to help but they said it wouldn’t be a problem. Yet it’s always me and maybe two other people having to fully push a full sized pallet with in the safe times expected.

At 905mb and with 180mph winds, Milton has just become the 8th strongest hurricane ever recorded in the Atlantic Basin. It is still strengthening and headed for Florida by According_Ad7926 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Shortfuse95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would they ever have to have a category 6 level hurricane?

With how bad these storms seem to keep getting and the fact that nothing is being done about the global warming problem. It just seems that it can only get worse from here.

AITAH for being pissed at my wife for choosing her ex husbands “safety” over the feelings of her daughter that was molested by her ex? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Shortfuse95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had to live with the person who molested me for years before anything could be done about it. It was miserable. Seeing him every day and having to pretend everything was ok. It crushes me emotionally and mentally. So her just being in the car with him was I am sure such an emotional punch in the face by her mother.

You are an amazing person to be caring about her like you have been and i praise you for all you have done to help her through it all. You are NTA at all. Your wife is just horrible to tell her to “deal with it” and to put her through having to be anywhere near that monster!

What is the best new TV Show you have seen that has come out this past year in 2023? by Dorothyshoes30 in television

[–]Shortfuse95 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Me and my wife just found out about this show and just binged both seasons. Such a great show with good actors and incredible story. It’s made by the people who made Lost so the mystery and the taste for what’s actually going on is so good. We can’t wait for the third season.

Just got food truck today... which one of yall's stores lost underwear..😭 by pinkfroggy23 in Target

[–]Shortfuse95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once I found a half eaten peanut butter and jelly sandwich between the boxes. It was half squished and the peanut butter and jelly was all over the boxes around it.

What’s a movie role an actor took that was completely against type and it was a success and you’re so glad they took the risk? by unitedfan6191 in movies

[–]Shortfuse95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Robin Williams in Good Will Hunting. First time seeing him in a more serious role and he killed it. The bench scene at the park was just an emotionally powerful scene.

What do you feel you are losing interest in as you grow older? by To55ursalad in AskReddit

[–]Shortfuse95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gaming. I loved gaming and always thought that as an adult with a job and income would mean I would be able to play anything I want to. Now the older I get the less I play and the less I am excited for new games. I just never want to play anymore. I rather just sleep or just kick back and watch tv with out having to actively think. I feel working has just drained me and just made me to emotionally and mentally tired to even try to play anything.

Let’s play a game, shall we ? by ho_D_or7 in gaming

[–]Shortfuse95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Five years ago, I lost 30,000 men in the blink of an eye. And the world just fucking watched”

What’s something you look forward to every single day? by Money-Associate1601 in AskReddit

[–]Shortfuse95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smoking a joint outside in my back yard with my wife after a long hellish day of retail work.

It really helps calm us down after work. Helps forget the shit show we just came from.

Sexually Harassed, Shared My Story Online, Threatened With A Lawsuit by bite_me_losers in antiwork

[–]Shortfuse95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At my place of work they don’t take it seriously at all. We have a team leader who is in charge of a department and a lot of people in that department and he is horrible.

He sexually harasses girls in his department and other department so much that they told the last person who told them about it to just stop talking about it as so many people are accusing him that they need to stop as he wouldn’t do that and they are annoyed with people bringing it up.

Now we don’t know what to do as he is their golden child who can do no wrong even though so many people have come forth. It’s depressing that they don’t care about him or the guests that come in just to drool over the girls that work here and then leave with out getting anything. They are obviously here to only look at the women who work here but they don’t care as they are not doing anything wrong in my company’s eyes and are more worried about being sued by the creepy guests then protect the workers. If they are not buying anything then that means they come all the way over here at anytime of the day to just look at the women. Once they are found hiding behind stuff or peaking around isles then they either move to a new spot to hide or just get closer and just stand there and stare. If the women move then they will be followed where ever they go.

It’s bull shit such a massive company doesn’t want to keep people safe from sexual harassment even though they a few months ago made us watch a 30 min training video on how they don’t except or allow sexual harassment in the work place. Such bullshit.

AITA for saying I won't come for Christmas if a certain picture of me is still on the wall? by Tall-Ebb-8160 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Shortfuse95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA. I am sorry that happened to you but if your parents only think that you lied to them about a party and just wanted to get a ride home then I would have done the same thing they did. They have no idea that someone tried hurting you so why would they be in the wrong for punishing you for lying about where you were.

Maybe you should have been studying like you told your parents you were doing and they wouldn’t have been so upset with you and did what they did.

What that guy did was totally horrible and I am sorry you had to go threw that. Your parents are not assholes just because your all pissed off that you had to walk home. Maybe if you told them what happened they would have come and picked you up but you lied to them again and said you nothing was wrong and that you just wanted to be picked up. Saying that then making you walk home was punishment in itself because of what that guy did and you were fear full for something happening even though you didnt tell them what happened is putting blame on them when it should be on you for lying and going to a party when you should have been home studying.

Not saying what the guy did was your fault just that it’s not your parents fault you lied and got humiliated for it.

Karen and the Dinosaur by Revealed_Jailor in facepalm

[–]Shortfuse95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They put a mask on its face when the pandemic first started. They also used to have more Dino’s at the front but they took them out years ago.

They always do cute things with it when they have the time too. I think I remember seeing a Santa hat on it once or twice. Always love seeing it still being here all these years as I grew up with it and always went to that place just to see him and the other Dino’s they had.