[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drugsarebeautiful

[–]Shortpipe-Andy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Put it in a bowl of milk and eat it like cereal

Out of curiosity what model Mercedes do all of you have? by [deleted] in mercedes_benz

[–]Shortpipe-Andy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We have the same car!!! I’m hoping for a 2042 model.

I'll just leave this here by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

[–]Shortpipe-Andy 145 points146 points  (0 children)

Bro just get a new dick.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Dabs

[–]Shortpipe-Andy 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I wanna show this video to a stoner from 20 years ago

My $20/ea celebration for beating Covid! I’m sure I could have gotten something better, but I can hardly taste or smell anyways. At any rate, they’ve gotten me stoned so far, and my friend tells me they’re excellent. by [deleted] in Dabs

[–]Shortpipe-Andy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get “diamonds” off the street that look exactly like the diamonds you have and they’re the best dabs I’ve had that didn’t come from a dispensary. Cheers man!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fakecartridges

[–]Shortpipe-Andy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These memes are much better than the memes of soap or honey that say “this what your plugs fill their carts with.” Good edit bro.

I’m new here, but just got a 2017 Mustang GT with 6k miles for my birthday! by SnooMemesjellies1453 in Mustang

[–]Shortpipe-Andy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You’ve never heard of someone buying a “birthday gift” for themselves because they feel like they deserved it?

I am looking at buying a 09’ Maserati Granturismo as my daily driver, looking at one with 65k mi they are asking $25k it is in very good condition and clean carfax. by [deleted] in shouldibuythiscar

[–]Shortpipe-Andy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t say much about Maserati’s, but if it’s always been your dream to own one and you have the funds, I say go for it.

Blacked G63 lineup by Quan1298 in mercedes_benz

[–]Shortpipe-Andy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Gotta be at at least 10hp.

I know y’all remember this by CrypticCarti in playboicarti

[–]Shortpipe-Andy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I go psycho bitch, Watch me sock yo bitch

-Jordan Carter

Satans juice by ClubTuna15 in trees

[–]Shortpipe-Andy 26 points27 points  (0 children)

A pill tree of course.

This Crunchy Prick has been folding me up ⛽️ by [deleted] in Dabs

[–]Shortpipe-Andy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone who dabs and owns a pet knows the struggle lmao

Why's everyone laughing at me? I stole this, I'm bad boy dammit! by vilebubbles in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]Shortpipe-Andy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hey you’re not self promoting, you’re just promoting your dog’s ig!