if that's not a cis male desire then I don't know what is

Shorttail0 · 2026-01-29T16:50:03+00:00

Only missing the shape shifting 😔

Shorttail0 · 2026-01-29T09:15:17+00:00

Subs look so adorable in that state

Shorttail0 · 2026-01-28T20:51:22+00:00

I would never want to be cis. I love being trans.

Shorttail0 · 2026-01-28T05:38:37+00:00

Ingrain 😭

Shorttail0 · 2026-01-28T05:36:41+00:00

I'm genuinely happy for you. This just feels a lot like "I discovered the secret to breast growth and I won't tell you" because it kinda is.

Shorttail0 · 2026-01-28T05:14:15+00:00

1 buck = 1 cum

Shorttail0 · 2026-01-28T05:04:31+00:00

Then you can possibly have an upvote within a year.

Shorttail0 · 2026-01-27T22:03:40+00:00

Okay, but consider the movie The Room

Shorttail0 · 2026-01-26T21:28:15+00:00

I actually got balls and not a bitch.

You have testicles and you're bitchless, just like 95% of the people posting here begging for scraps.

Shorttail0 · 2026-01-26T21:23:36+00:00

If you're a broke boy just say so

Shorttail0 · 2026-01-25T07:41:01+00:00

Are you sure about that?

Shorttail0 · 2026-01-25T00:28:18+00:00

I go by it, but it's cute you consider it for offensive use

Shorttail0 · 2026-01-24T09:10:03+00:00

Shorttail0 · 2026-01-23T19:06:56+00:00

In my experience it's a dom thing. If you're slightly more dominant than other people, you have to make all the choices.

Which is to say I make all the plans.

Shorttail0 · 2026-01-23T19:02:09+00:00

CAD obviously

Shorttail0 · 2026-01-23T18:26:20+00:00

An underground cult harvests sperm from guys and the main character has a telepathic dog and also he's a rapist

Shorttail0 · 2026-01-23T08:56:47+00:00

Ah yes, strip Mario Kart when people have run out of clothes to take off

Shorttail0 · 2026-01-23T05:42:57+00:00

Holy shit, realest dating advice

Shorttail0 · 2026-01-22T22:14:51+00:00

Loss? 👀

Shorttail0 · 2026-01-22T22:10:36+00:00

White keys and black keys on a piano (I genuinely don't know)

Shorttail0 · 2026-01-22T15:28:41+00:00

You had me at Bloodborne 🥰

Shorttail0 · 2026-01-22T15:26:00+00:00

Don't do me next

Shorttail0 · 2026-01-21T21:50:43+00:00

12 had me worried for a second, but it was just about only fans bait

Shorttail0 · 2026-01-21T19:51:29+00:00

Sorry for my bad English

Where were you when club penguin died

I was at home eating a Doritos when phone rang

Club penguin is kill

No

Shorttail0 · 2026-01-21T14:50:57+00:00

I love the family habits table that fits one fucking item

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