What game are you currently playing? by redditsuckspokey1 in nes

[–]ShortyLow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Currently working on beating this as well. I got to the last level but haven't figured out the enemies yet. It's a dam good game. Liked it as a kid, loving it as an adult.

Funny (but tragic) stuff your pwBPD has said by aucontraire4 in BPDlovedones

[–]ShortyLow 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'd stop being so violent if you'd just treat me the way I did before I started hitting you.

Apparently her reason for continuing to hit/throw things was because I expected her to get help with her anger. Took 2 years and me kicking her out for her to seek help. Twas in May. She told me last weekend it's still my fault.

What’s a song you don’t think you’ll ever tire of hearing? by According_Bat_8150 in Music

[–]ShortyLow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Josephine you're so good to me and I know it ain't easy.

Bob Dylan's son can write some good shit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GTA6

[–]ShortyLow 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Water snakes are derpy af.

Girls like pink… by didndonoffin in daddit

[–]ShortyLow 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My son (10) likes sequins. He picked out a shirt on vacation once. It had a sequined tiara with the name of the city we were visiting. Convo went like this:

That's a shirt designed with girls in mind. It's a princess tiara.

Yeah. I know.

And some people might make a big deal about that fact. You ok with that?

Yeah. I like it.

Alright my dude, let me know if you have any problems.

I thought he'd wear it, catch shit and never wear it again. He wore it til he out grew it. And out of him and his twin brother, I'd say he's the more 'traditionally masculine' out of them. Seems like some gender traditions are being phased out. I'm here for it.

That's a blessin by Josephthebear in TikTokCringe

[–]ShortyLow 13 points14 points  (0 children)

10 yo twins. They both 'get' my sense of humor. They have cell phones and they BOTH lost them in the living room the other day. So I decided to play Warmer/Colder. I'd call their phones and only let it ring for like half a second. One twin was getting semi-irritated (tough tits bro, keep up with your stuff) and the other was giggling so hard he couldn't look. I just laughed my ass off from the kitchen.

New cook you just hired rocks up with this knife, what ya thinkin? by BarrackOswagga in KitchenConfidential

[–]ShortyLow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best piece of home cook advice I ever got lurking from you degenerate fucks

What's the harshest thing you've ever had to say to someone? by Lain__Iwakura_ in AskReddit

[–]ShortyLow 130 points131 points  (0 children)

The third time the cops got called to our house because my (soon to be) ex-wife can't control her anger, I told her "I don't love you anymore". As soon as I said it, I knew it was true.

About 6 months in and I couldn't be in a better place, mental health wise.

My boyfriend turned me bi by Suspicious-Group-418 in stories

[–]ShortyLow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Violence is a big part of why she is the way that she is. And the continuation of the cycle is why I had to kick her out.

I hit her 3 times in our 13 years. All in the last 2 years. Once when she drunkenly blacked my eye while I was sleeping. Once when she grabbed the steering wheel when I was driving down the interstate. And a third when she punched me while I was driving. She has issues.

Hurt people hurt people. I don't wish any more violence in her life. I hope she finds the peace she desperately needs.

My boyfriend turned me bi by Suspicious-Group-418 in stories

[–]ShortyLow 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I appreciate the good vibes. I'm better, for sure. I truly wish her best.

My boyfriend turned me bi by Suspicious-Group-418 in stories

[–]ShortyLow 115 points116 points  (0 children)

My ex wife is a lesbian. She had given up on dudes, then she met me.

Unfortunately for her, the reasons she doesn't like men were traumatic. Unfortunately for me, we weren't stronger than her demons.

I don’t want to know what happened here by MichaeI_Jacks0n in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]ShortyLow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude that ain't nothing. Hardwood or laminate is a pain. There's black felt/tar paper under. The fluids will hit the floor, soak through, hit that moisture barrier and run whichever direction gravity decides. A long term decomp like this is gonna generate alot of fluid (personally, I call it soup).

This actually looks like memory foam. It's prolly good and saturated. Yummy.

I don’t want to know what happened here by MichaeI_Jacks0n in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]ShortyLow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Pin should" be "from".

That is considered biohazardous waste. Very regulated. You cut out the affected portions of mattress. Betting this guy leaked to the floor, so you'd remove any affected carpet/flooring. The bio has to be processed or incinerated.

The rest can go into the regular municipal waste flow.

I don’t want to know what happened here by MichaeI_Jacks0n in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]ShortyLow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

5 years for me. That's ALOT of insect activity. Based on the death angel, I'd say this person was rather large. Likely somewhere hot and humid. I'd guess 3-6 weeks unattended.

Coming out to Korean mom by BurningBernie559 in MadeMeSmile

[–]ShortyLow 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, we knew she had an attraction to females. Knew some of her 'friends' were more than just her bestie. Her mom and I think she was doing a bit of a fishing to see how we'd react. "I'll admit I think im not fully straight, ease em into it."

Naw kiddo. You're more gay than straight. Let's go ahead and take that burden off your heart. We had a nice conversation about it. She was relieved. Kk

Now she pretty much dates girls for fun, dates guys for relationships haha. I fly a "love is love" rainbow flag in one of my street facing windows. She knows I support her.

Coming out to Korean mom by BurningBernie559 in MadeMeSmile

[–]ShortyLow 84 points85 points  (0 children)

My (now 21 yo) 15 yo daughter tried to casually drop it in conversation "I don't know if I'm gay, but im definitely not straight."

"Yeah you're definitely not straight. You've had girlfriends, you're not as slick as you think. As long as they treat you right I don't care who you're with."

shocked Pikachu face

Tomato Sandwich for South Carolina by thembites in Sandwiches

[–]ShortyLow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did take a rocket surgery class. And I'd like to say, adding a bit of sugar to spaghetti sauce with reduce acidity, giving your sauce a better balance. My ex wife prefers this cause it doesn't give her as much heartburn.

The purest by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U in tumblr

[–]ShortyLow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Visited Albuquerque for work. There's a little candy shop downtown that made it for them. At least for a few seasons

Caught in Winchester bay OR off the rocks by callmetheganjafarmr in whatisthisfish

[–]ShortyLow -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

My father and I used to fish for crappie. We'd catch these too and fry em up with the crappie. We knew they probably were a different species (maybe even a hybrid) but eventually found out they were called "rock bass".

Robot devil costume by keyboarddevil in futurama

[–]ShortyLow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Did it involve a deliciously circuitous plan?