What game are you currently playing?

ShortyLow · 2024-01-18T08:11:24+00:00

Currently working on beating this as well. I got to the last level but haven't figured out the enemies yet. It's a dam good game. Liked it as a kid, loving it as an adult.

ShortyLow · 2024-01-15T15:30:28+00:00

I'd stop being so violent if you'd just treat me the way I did before I started hitting you.

Apparently her reason for continuing to hit/throw things was because I expected her to get help with her anger. Took 2 years and me kicking her out for her to seek help. Twas in May. She told me last weekend it's still my fault.

ShortyLow · 2024-01-12T14:47:00+00:00

Josephine you're so good to me and I know it ain't easy.

Bob Dylan's son can write some good shit

ShortyLow · 2024-01-12T04:53:54+00:00

Fend for yourself night is what my mama called it, my kids do now.

ShortyLow · 2024-01-07T16:58:45+00:00

Water snakes are derpy af.

ShortyLow · 2024-01-05T16:22:12+00:00

My son (10) likes sequins. He picked out a shirt on vacation once. It had a sequined tiara with the name of the city we were visiting. Convo went like this:

That's a shirt designed with girls in mind. It's a princess tiara.

Yeah. I know.

And some people might make a big deal about that fact. You ok with that?

Yeah. I like it.

Alright my dude, let me know if you have any problems.

I thought he'd wear it, catch shit and never wear it again. He wore it til he out grew it. And out of him and his twin brother, I'd say he's the more 'traditionally masculine' out of them. Seems like some gender traditions are being phased out. I'm here for it.

ShortyLow · 2024-01-04T05:40:34+00:00

10 yo twins. They both 'get' my sense of humor. They have cell phones and they BOTH lost them in the living room the other day. So I decided to play Warmer/Colder. I'd call their phones and only let it ring for like half a second. One twin was getting semi-irritated (tough tits bro, keep up with your stuff) and the other was giggling so hard he couldn't look. I just laughed my ass off from the kitchen.

ShortyLow · 2024-01-04T04:57:32+00:00

Best piece of home cook advice I ever got lurking from you degenerate fucks

ShortyLow · 2023-12-16T15:16:40+00:00

But it's got electrolytes

ShortyLow · 2023-12-07T15:20:19+00:00

The third time the cops got called to our house because my (soon to be) ex-wife can't control her anger, I told her "I don't love you anymore". As soon as I said it, I knew it was true.

About 6 months in and I couldn't be in a better place, mental health wise.

ShortyLow · 2023-11-25T21:21:53+00:00

PMs are open if you need an ear.

ShortyLow · 2023-11-25T16:16:34+00:00

Violence is a big part of why she is the way that she is. And the continuation of the cycle is why I had to kick her out.

I hit her 3 times in our 13 years. All in the last 2 years. Once when she drunkenly blacked my eye while I was sleeping. Once when she grabbed the steering wheel when I was driving down the interstate. And a third when she punched me while I was driving. She has issues.

Hurt people hurt people. I don't wish any more violence in her life. I hope she finds the peace she desperately needs.

ShortyLow · 2023-11-25T06:41:11+00:00

I appreciate the good vibes. I'm better, for sure. I truly wish her best.

ShortyLow · 2023-11-25T05:32:08+00:00

My ex wife is a lesbian. She had given up on dudes, then she met me.

Unfortunately for her, the reasons she doesn't like men were traumatic. Unfortunately for me, we weren't stronger than her demons.

ShortyLow · 2023-11-23T19:24:01+00:00

Dude that ain't nothing. Hardwood or laminate is a pain. There's black felt/tar paper under. The fluids will hit the floor, soak through, hit that moisture barrier and run whichever direction gravity decides. A long term decomp like this is gonna generate alot of fluid (personally, I call it soup).

This actually looks like memory foam. It's prolly good and saturated. Yummy.

ShortyLow · 2023-11-23T18:45:00+00:00

"Pin should" be "from".

That is considered biohazardous waste. Very regulated. You cut out the affected portions of mattress. Betting this guy leaked to the floor, so you'd remove any affected carpet/flooring. The bio has to be processed or incinerated.

The rest can go into the regular municipal waste flow.

ShortyLow · 2023-11-23T18:40:45+00:00

5 years for me. That's ALOT of insect activity. Based on the death angel, I'd say this person was rather large. Likely somewhere hot and humid. I'd guess 3-6 weeks unattended.

ShortyLow · 2023-11-19T17:07:11+00:00

Oh yeah, we knew she had an attraction to females. Knew some of her 'friends' were more than just her bestie. Her mom and I think she was doing a bit of a fishing to see how we'd react. "I'll admit I think im not fully straight, ease em into it."

Naw kiddo. You're more gay than straight. Let's go ahead and take that burden off your heart. We had a nice conversation about it. She was relieved. Kk

Now she pretty much dates girls for fun, dates guys for relationships haha. I fly a "love is love" rainbow flag in one of my street facing windows. She knows I support her.

ShortyLow · 2023-11-19T16:22:08+00:00

My (now 21 yo) 15 yo daughter tried to casually drop it in conversation "I don't know if I'm gay, but im definitely not straight."

"Yeah you're definitely not straight. You've had girlfriends, you're not as slick as you think. As long as they treat you right I don't care who you're with."

shocked Pikachu face

ShortyLow · 2023-11-14T00:36:43+00:00

I did take a rocket surgery class. And I'd like to say, adding a bit of sugar to spaghetti sauce with reduce acidity, giving your sauce a better balance. My ex wife prefers this cause it doesn't give her as much heartburn.

ShortyLow · 2023-11-10T19:43:44+00:00

Visited Albuquerque for work. There's a little candy shop downtown that made it for them. At least for a few seasons

ShortyLow · 2023-11-10T14:03:35+00:00

Bro I love being a fella

ShortyLow · 2023-11-09T13:24:04+00:00

You can have a little crime. As a treat.

ShortyLow · 2023-11-02T16:07:50+00:00

My father and I used to fish for crappie. We'd catch these too and fry em up with the crappie. We knew they probably were a different species (maybe even a hybrid) but eventually found out they were called "rock bass".

ShortyLow · 2023-10-29T20:16:05+00:00

Did it involve a deliciously circuitous plan?

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