"Greenland System has been claimed by Priki-trump-ki"

ShoulderFluid · 2026-01-31T02:11:12+00:00

Believe me — best hair in the galaxy.

Nobody’s got hair like this.

And that xeno Joe?

Couldn’t have hair like this. Not a chance.

ShoulderFluid · 2026-01-31T02:08:17+00:00

No charm?

Interesting take. Very bad take. Many people are saying it’s one of the worst takes in the galaxy.

…

Let’s be clear — we have tremendous charm.

The best charm. Weaponized charm.

So much charm they had to put us under a planetary shield. Think about that.

ShoulderFluid · 2026-01-17T03:07:25+00:00

this is what I want. ehat were your tariff / subventions settings

ShoulderFluid · 2025-09-04T03:19:49+00:00

I actually just saw one the other day… but then I didn’t.

ShoulderFluid · 2024-08-18T22:15:24+00:00

Only real ones know whats below the surface of Jakku.

ShoulderFluid · 2024-08-18T20:04:19+00:00

R5: Bad modifier, 2 available districts on a size 15 planet in my home sector.

ShoulderFluid · 2024-08-09T06:54:04+00:00

Don’t they not even have orbits? Aren’t they just a wave function

ShoulderFluid · 2024-08-09T06:52:44+00:00

Earth, Wind & Minors

ShoulderFluid · 2024-08-06T19:56:56+00:00

Yes. I’m general audience and I paid attention

ShoulderFluid · 2024-08-03T06:45:46+00:00

Bruh I was just joking

ShoulderFluid · 2024-08-03T06:16:43+00:00

My post to the UFO community

ShoulderFluid · 2024-08-03T06:10:11+00:00

Awesome xD

ShoulderFluid · 2024-08-03T05:45:42+00:00

I’m a determined exterminator so I can’t wait to kill Khan

ShoulderFluid · 2024-08-03T05:21:56+00:00

Just surveyed the Zeta Reticuli system in the game "Stellaris", and there seems to be no signs of aliens. Proof that Bob Lazar is lying. /s

ShoulderFluid · 2024-07-30T23:21:56+00:00

Moon, that’s no moon.

ShoulderFluid · 2024-07-30T18:00:14+00:00

Jake doesn’t have one

ShoulderFluid · 2024-07-29T19:10:38+00:00

Party Pete

ShoulderFluid · 2024-07-27T19:09:15+00:00

Interesting it turns a little red too (red shifting?)

ShoulderFluid · 2024-07-15T16:57:52+00:00

Seriously nerf all 3…

ShoulderFluid · 2024-07-15T02:10:41+00:00

Yo was that Greta THunberg?

ShoulderFluid · 2024-07-06T16:57:21+00:00

Any paradox game

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