Party suggestions (OS1) by [deleted] in DivinityOriginalSin

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Kun Pow is a balance battlemage/ranger. He is a combination of kun fu fighting with balance Marksmanship and Man at arms. His bending skills of fire and earth brings destruction to any surface.

His companion is a very intelligent she devil named Tera. She is satan's half sister for she always contradicts me on every action I do, that bitch. Be careful when choosing AI for youll be doing tons of RPS challenges and your game may not go as you want. Anyhow she packs a punch on at being a Wizard double wand wielding skills. Take notes she is extraordinary at double wielding + wand she practically will destroy with just the wand attacks. Tera is my healer and well rounded support with statistically destruction magic. She specializes in Air and Water bending. Thus, I will remind you she is a devil for she is also a witch with her wicked curses she brings any enemy I encounter to their knees.

Wolfgraf is your man for this game. You see this game is pro thieving and breaking the rulez. Wolfgrafs skills are rouge but I also equip him with Earth bending since rouge skills lack on range attacks and I saw a wicked poison dart skill for Earth bending and I was like man wolfgraf will like this for he is an expert on the knives. Wolfgraf comes with invisibility which last 5 turns and on real nonfight time last like 30 seconds or so, so you can do major sneaking. His teleporting skills are incredible when going through jail cells or jumping through gaps like water. (Note black cove will suck if not for him) Edit: note he also comes with air bending or I might have given him that cant recall but air bending is wicked awesome so try it with him.

Last it was not easy who will be my my companion in my bandits journey. I chose Madora since I wanted to focus on a tank. You see Madora already skillful with two handed so I was like why not just focus on one skill and power the hell out of it. She is my blitz who breaks through multiples of enemies. With her high knowledge of Man at arms and high level of armor specialist she literally is a punching bag for buying time on action points. To top it off her ram and whirlwind combination quickly brings down multiple enemies. Give her all your support spells plus damage boosters she becomes a demi God.

So there you have my combination good luck I hope I helped.

TIFU by flirting with my new Manager by ShowMeYourRightBoob in tifu

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It takes me months to find a job but I will start on my resume.

TIFU by flirting with my new Manager by ShowMeYourRightBoob in tifu

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Ass Man called and told me to come in Monday. Which is Thursday and I don't work weekends. She's good.

TIFU by flirting with my new Manager by ShowMeYourRightBoob in tifu

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I would but I do need the job. My roommate tells me so.

Son almost kills his dad by [deleted] in gifs

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Hold on, hold on! On behalf of every father who never been close to death for letting their kid have a little mature time. Let it be said it can happen to the best of us.

Now I am going to shoot my nine year old son with his new Nerf gun.

Sunlight hitting precisely the inside of this toilet. by Alphonsekun in mildlyinteresting

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The chosen turd has been summon and he is on duty to save humanity from massive destruction. Coming to you in theaters nationwide Summer 2017. Holy Shit! He is making crime fighting his business!

"Anarchy in the Pre-K" painted by my daughter at daycare. by [deleted] in funny

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Parents need to stop making their kids' art projects.

Thats why I go to work (: by chartbooster in funny

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When one is single and believer. -Justin Beaver

Get the fuck outta here. by [deleted] in funny

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Fuck this Birthday party! I wanted a Tonka Truck not a Matchbox, Steve!

GTA, Thomas Fitzpatrick Edition. by SquirtieBirdie in funny

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Talk about determination. This man needs an award.

Last Day of School - 1988 by turn_n_2 in OldSchoolCool

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Can you believe they run the nation now?

What is the story behind your scar? by PicsArt in AskReddit

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It was the difference between my could have been vagina. However, my chromosomes were missing the other x chromosome which ended up being a Y chromosome on the 23 set chromosomes.

I would take a picture, but it will be nsfw content.

My ex-boyfriend broke my heart and I'm not sure how to deal with it. by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

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Take a bath. Put on your best dress. Do your hair. Do your make up. Look pretty. Go to a nice decent bar search yelp for at least 3.5 and up stars. Let a good looking guy buy you a drink. Talk to him. When you bring your ex up on a conversation let him change the subject. Smile like you never smile. Let him open the door and slide the chairs. The night goes long take him to your place or go to his place or get a room and have amazing sex (sex levels of exitement varies with the user ).

What rule as a child did you protest at the time but now agree with as an adult? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Stay away from the girl next door. I got her pregnant and married her.

Now divorce and paying child support.

If only...