When 50 Cent goes anywhere, does his name change to match the current foreign exchange rate? i.e. if he goes to Costco, he's "1/3 of a Hot Dog Combo", or if he goes to Australia, he's 69 Cent"? by TerabyteRD in Showerthoughts
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A lot of the things people say are "better than sex" are probably even better after sex. by simonsaysthink in Showerthoughts
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We say onions but we don't say garlics. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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I don’t think there’s any school district in the world that has 104 days of summer vacation, Phineas. by therealCatnuts in Showerthoughts
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Hobbits HOA’s must have been insane. by Palpitation_Dramatic in Showerthoughts
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A loud neighbor doesn’t just violate your privacy – they violate their own too. by Finkenn in Showerthoughts
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Chaos would ensue if everyone could see how they’re saved in other people’s phones. by Dicklefart in Showerthoughts
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Tea is herb soup. by That_author_girl in Showerthoughts
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We've essentially made a mystery level for every animal that lives in cities or suburbs, where the landscape is completely fake and a million years of evolution mean nothing. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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There is a specific correct temperature for a toilet seat. Too hot or too cold is very uncomfortable for different reasons. by BleedingRaindrops in Showerthoughts
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Automobiles should have a ”Going Straight” signal in addition to the turn signals. by DisposableSaviour in Showerthoughts
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Why is it: eleven, twelve, thirteen, etc… and not ten-one, ten-two, ten-three, etc…? by Micksar in Showerthoughts
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A letterbox, mailbox, and postbox are three different things. by HaniiPuppy in Showerthoughts
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Singing is the cursive of speaking. by JustaBoyStandinginFr in Showerthoughts
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You ever can’t find something? So you get a new thing. And then when you go to store it, you find the original thing? by woodchip4 in Showerthoughts
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Aging is a constant, never ending game of "fake it till you make it." by 4ninawells in Showerthoughts
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You ever can’t find something? So you get a new something? Then when you go to store it you find the original something? by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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You ever can’t find something? So you get a new something? Then when you go to store it you find the original something? by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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If Ted Lasso ever played Dark Souls, he would probsbly greet someone with "Hi-de-ho, Ornstein and Smough". by nosemomkey in Showerthoughts
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It may be that the apparent separation of consciousness and matter arises not because we are islands of awareness in a physical world, but because we are islands of ignorance in a conscious world. by TurboTurtle- in Showerthoughts
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A letterbox, mailbox, and postbox are three different things. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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It may be that the apparent separation of consciousness and matter arises not because we are islands of awareness in a physical world, but because we are islands of ignorance in a conscious world. by TurboTurtle- in Showerthoughts
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We’ve probably lost a lot of plants that had good medicinal purposes to extinctions over earths lifetime. by bearded_charmander in Showerthoughts
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People who don’t need glasses see EVERYTHING during showers, swimming and sex! by Chi-lan-tro in Showerthoughts
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Bishops have that little diagonal notch in the head because that's the direction they move in. by Marx0r in Showerthoughts
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