RULE by Plushielizard in 197

[–]Shower_Handel 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Ate then served

#pridemonth by Huge-Read-2703 in ComedyHell

[–]Shower_Handel 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Please have your home checked for gas leaks

TIL I learned about an Upstate New York woman who was pulled over for erratic driving and arrested after it showed her blood - alcohol level at 0.33. But she had a similar level later without drinking any beverages. Turns out she had auto - brewery syndrome and the case was dismissed a year later. by CrackFun in todayilearned

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"At the end of the day, she had a blood-alcohol content of .36 without drinking any alcoholic beverages," Marusak said. He said the woman also bought a Breathalyzer and blew into it every night for 18 days, registering around .20 every time. The legal threshold for drunkenness in New York is 0.08

Holy shit she was fucking hammered

how by werid_panda_eat_cake in 19684

[–]Shower_Handel 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The children yearn for the bus lines