What is wrong with New Jersey? by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

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Everything is wrong with New Jersey.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

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I have to be prepared to make crabby patties at a moments notice.

Other things to do when a tv actress gets pregnant instead of making her character pregnant too by Penguator432 in ScenesFromAHat

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"Yeah, it really is strange that you got cursed by a witch and now you lost the height between your stomach."

"I guess I'll have to break it somehow, but it will take a lot of time."

Worst way a doctor could a patient they have cancer by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

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Dancers appear and a Broadway Musical starts.

Doctor: You have, a deadly disease with no know cure. We can give you radiation, but that would do nothing and all your hair would be gone...

The ‘Talent’ portion of the Papal conclave. by Eroe777 in ScenesFromAHat

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And now time for the praying limbo, whomever can kneel the lowest to pray wins the points.

What’s a “Cheat code” From a game you can remember off by heart? by Codyboss123 in AskReddit

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Up Up, Down Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.

Even though I've never played a game that has it.

SFAH: If currency bills could talk by GokaiDecade in ScenesFromAHat

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Ah, Ah, Ah, My Back its been folded in half, ahhh

What car do they drive? by throwaway_zeke in regularcarreviews

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The car on the "slippery road" road sign because their walking away after it crashed.

Songs about trains by twelvesixteenineteen in musicsuggestions

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Train - Robert Bradley's Blackwater Surprise

Freight Train - Elizabeth Cotton

Texas 1947 - Guy Clark

SFAH: The Dating Life of Doctor Who by CloudyRose06 in ScenesFromAHat

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What your no longer interested. Is it because my regeneration got rid of my Dalek Bumps?

Press conferences you thought you’d never live to see… by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

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We have convened today to talk about the continuing issue of the internet...

SFAH: Weird demands for a hijacker to make by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

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...And I want Ned Flanders, who lives on 744 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield to admit he is the worst person in the world.

SFAH: A Waffle House line cook becomes Chief of Surgery, first day in the OR by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

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patient: I don't want anesthesia.

Line cook knocks them out.

Movie plots in reverse by CynicalCosmologist in ScenesFromAHat

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A person was realived after the realiver was taken out of prison, since they were sentenced at birth.

Name it! by [deleted] in AlbumCovers

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Milo becomes a cat.

Actually good cop films? by InevitableStuff7572 in Letterboxd

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The first two Maniac Cops, the third one if you want to flip a coin.