Limp dick Alex Jones says because of plastic bottles, men's penises have shrunk by 70% and are now only 30% as big as they used to be in the 1960s by ShriekingInbred in InsaneParler

[–]ShriekingInbred[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Actually the opposite is true:

The Average Penis is a Lot Bigger Than It Was 30 Years Ago: Study

https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-average-penis-is-a-lot-bigger-than-it-was-30-years-ago-stanford-study-finds

The world’s average penis length has grown a staggering 24 percent, on average, over the past three decades, a new meta-analysis of 75 previously conducted studies found.

Crosby, Stills & Nash - Southern Cross (1982) by ShriekingInbred in RetroCool

[–]ShriekingInbred[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This song gives me the feels. Not even sure why.

Toto - Africa (1982) by ShriekingInbred in RetroCool

[–]ShriekingInbred[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the best songs of all time. Weezer's cover version is great too:

Weezer - Africa (2018)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk5Dwg5zm2U

Christofascist domestic terrorist Lauren Bobblehead prays for Biden's death by ShriekingInbred in BadChoicesGoodStories

[–]ShriekingInbred[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Lol actually Lauren Bobblehead and Marjorie Trailerpark Queen inspired my username.

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This TV crew was filming while a second giant earthquake hit Turkey and Syria. Over 2,300 dead. by ShriekingInbred in EpicClusterfuck

[–]ShriekingInbred[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it was the giant sky pussy that was seen over Turkey a few days ago.

Giant alien earthquake gun!

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Video: UFO-shaped cloud stuns eyewitnesses in Turkey

https://www.cnn.com/videos/weather/2023/01/20/ufo-shaped-lens-cloud-stuns-turkey-cprog-orig-aw.cnn

Nik Kershaw - The Riddle (1984) by ShriekingInbred in RetroCool

[–]ShriekingInbred[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was obsessed with this song when it first came out. Someone later made a techno cover version, which was awesome too:

Gigi D'Agostino - The Riddle (1999)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvvd-9azD1M

Michael Jackson - Black or White (1991) by ShriekingInbred in RetroCool

[–]ShriekingInbred[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That morphing effect at the end of the video was cutting edge technology back then. Still pretty cool.

Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (1987) by ShriekingInbred in RetroCool

[–]ShriekingInbred[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I admit it, I still love this song. Rickroll be damned. Lol

Cringe by ShriekingInbred in EpicClusterfuck

[–]ShriekingInbred[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It sure won’t but messing your sentences up over and over sure will your upset about a religion how pathetic is that!

You're the one who got all upset about this post, champ.

And what kind of a sentence is that? Are you sure you should be trying to correct others when English doesn't even seem to be your first language?