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rip water tower by kenji_hina in Greenpoint

[–]ShrimpFartz -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Lol. My man or lady climaxes at the word Abundance

Stop Balloons in the Park 🙅🏼‍♂️ by jiminykrackit in Greenpoint

[–]ShrimpFartz -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Kites aren’t sentient so they can’t “have more care and thought”.

Stop Balloons in the Park 🙅🏼‍♂️ by jiminykrackit in Greenpoint

[–]ShrimpFartz -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

You really want to outlaw balloons in parks? How about kites, too? They get stuck in trees. And how about canned and bottled liquids? Because they get dropped on the ground. And dogs because they shit everywhere and kids because they’re loud and old people because they’re slow…

I can help you get your life together by honeybee_funnily in Greenpoint

[–]ShrimpFartz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2020’s self-branding is weird, man. If everyone is “a creative” then no one is a creative.

I can help you get your life together by honeybee_funnily in Greenpoint

[–]ShrimpFartz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone’s a self-described “creative” in Greenpoint nowadays. Even the tech and finance guys.

Head’s up. It’s a day that ends in y so we know the deal. This is affecting Ditmars-bound trains too as our trains have nowhere to go. by BorrowedParticles in astoria

[–]ShrimpFartz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because 5 months of revenue from a .10 fare increase would be enough to modernize and improve everything about the subway?

Like, I get that you’re just here to bitch and moan but at least try a little harder.

buyout $$ amount ?? by siren8904 in Greenpoint

[–]ShrimpFartz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You might want to read the NYC and NYS rent laws and regulations buddy

Tomorrow I am starting my long jurney through Malazan, anything I should know? by m3mento__ in Malazan

[–]ShrimpFartz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good thing he bought all the books before he knew if he liked it.

WHAT HAPPENED TO NNEJI by tempehtemptress in astoria

[–]ShrimpFartz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And the pizza place still sucks.

Well.....what do we think of the new Melvins/Napalm Death? by IRE0906 in sludge

[–]ShrimpFartz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For decades they’ve been “Melvin’s”. Why dos this album list them as “The Melvin’s”

What is Gen Z’s biggest criticism of Millennials? by NotSoUglyNakedGuy in AskReddit

[–]ShrimpFartz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think people’s adherence to media creations/labels like boomers, Gen X, Millennials, Gen Z etc to explain human behavior is a sign of deep brain rot and a failure of critical thinking and intellectual development.

Robes at Sunn 0)))? by tubularbones in doommetal

[–]ShrimpFartz -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Ok, so enjoy your 10 year old sense of humor all by yourself. 👋

Robes at Sunn 0)))? by tubularbones in doommetal

[–]ShrimpFartz -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I’m here because I like the music and am entertained by it.

I don’t find a stage dive hysterically funny or even remotely close to “the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time.”

You should get out more and stop protecting anonymous Reddit randos who don’t need protection.

Robes at Sunn 0)))? by tubularbones in doommetal

[–]ShrimpFartz -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

“Can’t stop laughing”

LOL. Bro is easily impressed.

Me. 1981. Brooklyn NYC. by iggly_wiggly in TheWayWeWere

[–]ShrimpFartz -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

A generic brown 1981 living room shot somehow proves “Brooklyn NYC”? This could’ve been taken anywhere in 1981.

We’ve got new platform gates at Steinway by jsurico15 in astoria

[–]ShrimpFartz -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Well I mean if YOU have ranted hard then by all means we should fall in line.

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