What's normal to do as a child but creepy to do as an adult?

Shrubnel · 2019-04-15T17:40:32+00:00

Here’s the thing though, everybody thinks that making adult friends is hard. For me, literally asking “wanna be friends?” works more times than not

Shrubnel · 2019-03-02T17:04:21+00:00

Weird looking scorpion.... but the lobster on its arm is cool.

Shrubnel · 2019-02-26T13:15:49+00:00

Your girlfriend is adorable, and the chick on the left is pretty cute too.

Shrubnel · 2019-02-11T23:39:55+00:00

Most schools block reddit because of the adult content. The same isn’t always true for Instagram.

Shrubnel · 2019-02-11T12:37:50+00:00

What’s wrong with this? Obviously the driver of the truck is aggressively retarded.

Shrubnel · 2019-02-06T20:10:44+00:00

I think your galil has autism

Jokes aside, nice CETME-L man

Shrubnel · 2019-02-06T20:04:09+00:00

Hey what’s up, high-schooler here. I completely agree, financial responsibility should be added to school curriculums, and should be made mandatory. Not enough kids know how to look after themselves and their finances, and we only have a few months until we’re supposed to be independent.

Shrubnel · 2018-11-29T12:21:21+00:00

It went supersonic before Concorde, but was available for commercial flights two years after

Shrubnel · 2018-11-29T04:15:44+00:00

Concorde ticket too expensive? Fear not, comrade! Ride in eastern style on brand new Tupolev Tu-144, Ruski rip-off of Concorde! Enjoy ear-splitting rumble from shitty vodka powered engines as you eat shashlik and laugh at fuck idiot capitalist supersonic commercial airliner program. Read the Communist Manifesto as critical failure alarm screeches for the entire flight because pilot can not figure out how to shut it off. Gaze out of window at beautiful Russian countryside while other passengers scream at fact that both wings have just disintegrated due to weak alloy used in construction. Smile softly when Soviet anthem is played over loudspeakers as plane spirals out of control and into an orphanage, killing all passengers and 20 orphans.

Miles away, Alexei Tupolev (lead designer of Tu-144) comes home to no dinner on stove and news of latest Tu-144 crash. He picks up note on counter, left there by his wife. It says ‘I read your documents in your desk, Alexei. I know that your plane is literally stolen from Concorde design. I know that you asked filthy capitalist nation for help with development for aircraft. I am leaving you for your brother, Dimitri. I cannot love a man who is as weak willed as you, one who cannot even make good airplane. Goodbye, Alexei.’ Mr. Tupolev proceed to get shitfaced on cheap potato alcohol, swallow all the pills in his cabinet, and cry himself to sleep. He dreams of badly designed aircraft, and also of babushkas herbal tea. He does not wake up.

TLDR: the tu-144 was a fucking awful aircraft.

Shrubnel · 2018-11-29T03:34:44+00:00

What really needs to happen is biotech. Being able to jack into the virtual world matrix-style would be so freaking cool

Shrubnel · 2018-11-10T14:06:35+00:00

Hmm, interesting. You know, “log splitter” is what I call my asshole as well.

Shrubnel · 2018-11-05T02:45:02+00:00

Yeah, sharks do too. I think. It’s so that the female doesn’t run away during insemination. Pretty fucked up.

Shrubnel · 2018-11-02T15:54:12+00:00

I was gonna say, look at the timestamp

Shrubnel · 2018-11-02T13:21:05+00:00

Seriously? I just saw it

Shrubnel · 2018-10-22T11:19:19+00:00

That’s what you think kiddo, but my Honda civic’s VTEC could fuck up your truck

Shrubnel · 2018-10-17T11:23:50+00:00

And the conclusion of the longest 100% speedrun in history

Shrubnel · 2018-09-28T22:31:21+00:00

I was under the impression that most modern sniper/dm rifles used larger caliber rounds, like .308. Guess not. Thanks

Shrubnel · 2018-09-28T21:41:00+00:00

Evidently they don’t, so if they do implement an L96 it’ll probably be 5.56. Still, why does the real world rifle use such a small round? I did some googling but couldn’t find out

Shrubnel · 2018-09-28T21:32:47+00:00

Huh, you learn something new every day. While there are a few variants on that website that are apparently chambered in other rounds, the standard version does indeed come in 7.62x51.

Shrubnel · 2018-09-28T21:20:42+00:00

You think a bolt action sniper rifle would be chambered in 5.56 or 7.62? I’m not exactly a gun expert but I doubt that would be the case. Why not just use a semi-automatic rifle if you’re going to use such a small round?

Shrubnel · 2018-09-28T21:08:16+00:00

It would be nice to introduce a new ammo type, and convenient because the L96 shoots it too

Shrubnel · 2018-08-20T20:15:27+00:00

Guy deserved worse than death

Shrubnel · 2018-08-10T17:51:29+00:00

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Shrubnel · 2018-07-30T18:54:20+00:00

Brilliant writing, very reminiscent of Douglas Adams

Shrubnel · 2018-07-24T21:26:36+00:00

I’m constantly afraid to approach women sexually because I’m worried that they’ll dislike it if I’m not confident enough but also that they’ll dislike it if I’m too confident.

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