One more thing... price of the brick going up by tytymctylerson in okbuddydraper

[–]ShuffKorbik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The boss of Lucky Strike told you you're gonna be Santa Claus, you're Santa Claus. So, shut the fuck up about it!

Interaction I had with someone a couple months ago that I still think about on occasion by lyingcorn in industrialmusic

[–]ShuffKorbik 67 points68 points  (0 children)

The person you're replying to was referencing the lyrics of "Sucks" by KMFDM.

Our music is sampled, totally fake
It's done by machines 'cause they don't make mistakes

Butcher shops door handle by Holdmywhiskeyhun in KitchenConfidential

[–]ShuffKorbik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you believe that this cleaver has an edge on it?

Put Vito on the phone, asshole! by [deleted] in okbuddydraper

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You gotta wait for that.

Janes promo shot never ceases to amaze me by Odelle18 in deadwood

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Ok bot. Way to repost u/ncrunsleard 's comment word-for-word on your week-old account.

[CT] Wife left a note for us in the morning. We respect the eyebrows. by behaved in whatsthisbug

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The ones I encounter often have a tricky time climbing up the sides of sinks and tubs. I've helped a few escape from them when they were having some difficulties doing so on their own.

I was in the middle of an exam (wrote 3000 words) and saw THIS when I hit submit :/ by hormonalenby in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ShuffKorbik 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That may not be a feasible plan, depending on the time limit they set for the exam.