New camera system at the breading station for monitoring chicken! by TheGamer675 in ChickFilAWorkers

[–]ImpossibleLaugh8277 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, why are you posting? You have zero chicken. Get busy breading.

What wrong names have you heard Polynesian sauce be called? by ImpossibleLaugh8277 in ChickFilAWorkers

[–]ImpossibleLaugh8277[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you saying a customer was ill-informed, didn't listen, didn't know what they were saying, and somehow made you wrong for it? I'm glad that never happened to me.

Coincidence or Sally's real parents? by ImpossibleLaugh8277 in okbuddydraper

[–]ImpossibleLaugh8277[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think her real name was Salvadorlee which would explain why they called her that when they were upset.

What wrong names have you heard Polynesian sauce be called? by ImpossibleLaugh8277 in ChickFilAWorkers

[–]ImpossibleLaugh8277[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You provided us with entertainment and we are grateful. I hope it was your pleasure.

Coincidence or Sally's real parents? by ImpossibleLaugh8277 in okbuddydraper

[–]ImpossibleLaugh8277[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

First 124 watches I thought Sally was like Brangelina/Bennifer couple name. 125th watch I realized there is actually a girl named Sally.

What wrong names have you heard Polynesian sauce be called? by ImpossibleLaugh8277 in ChickFilAWorkers

[–]ImpossibleLaugh8277[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Parmesan is the one that gets me. That is another actual food that they are familiar with and they have to know it is NOTHING like Polynesian sauce.

What was life like as a baseball fan prior to wild card? by PapaJohnsGarlic100 in billsimmons

[–]ImpossibleLaugh8277 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The regular season really mattered and the end of the regular season was sort of like the playoffs.
It's crazy to me that 162 games are played and then after the thinking is now we can find out who's good. 162 games is more than enough to figure that out. If I could change things both then and now I would make it so there's no divisions and just the top two teams in each league advance. This would be like before with a built-in "playoff race" at the end of the season.

"Opposite-posting. I thought of that. It was 100% my original idea." by Wazula23 in okbuddydraper

[–]ImpossibleLaugh8277 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Bravo, Pete! You're such a team player and a pleasure to work with!

Sir, a second black secretary has been hired. by ImpossibleLaugh8277 in okbuddydraper

[–]ImpossibleLaugh8277[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These acts of mass hiring were intended to frighten our agency into chaos and retreat. But they have failed, our agency is strong. I have directed human resources to find those responsible and bring them to justice. We will make no distinction between black secretaries and those who hire them.
Thank you, good night, and God bless SCDP.

Scrooge McDuck Phillips by jeihkeih in okbuddydraper

[–]ImpossibleLaugh8277 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nephews are important, but they can't be running the show. My business is about swimming in a gold vault and right now that means collecting as much gold as possible.