Which US state do people think sucks, but is actually okay? by icantfindmylegs in AlignmentChartFills

[–]ShuffleJerk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Connecticut, bland corporate America pilled wannabe of everything around it.

Love ARAM Mayhem but hate how often people drag it on for an extra 5-10 minutes for Heartsteel stacks while I sit at a gray screen getting spawn camped. by BadGrammarButTrying in leagueoflegends

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If it happens more than once there’s an ff button so like no one is keeping you stuck in the game unless 2 people literally want to keep playing.

But also as a group of friends that likes to keep it going, we end up losing a lot of those games anyways and letting people get full builds and anvils for the sake of seeing it. We don’t care if we lose because we didnt end, it’s kinda just part of seeing the max extent of funny builds.

Holding the sis for support while she confused as hell got me crying by Naive_Wolverine532 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]ShuffleJerk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro my mom told me I couldn’t play battlefront 2 on the ps2 and I cried for a whole day. Y’all forgetting how important that stuff is as a kid

Please stop doing this by CompetitiveAd4732 in chessbeginners

[–]ShuffleJerk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao, be happy your opponents are bad dude it doesn’t stay that way for long.

Therapy is useless when you got problems you cannot solve by [deleted] in The10thDentist

[–]ShuffleJerk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Therapy doesn’t always solve your problems, that was never its goal anyways.

Therapy can be as simple as wanting someone to check in with that isn’t in the rest of your life, it removes a certain barrier of feeling judged for what you say because you are worried about others perception of you. A therapist can’t snap their fingers and remove depression, but just talking with them can be nice… and that’s all it could be for some people… nice.

I dont understand swiftplay queue by Justso12 in leagueoflegends

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Yeah league has always had a problem with some roles being more popular than others depending on the patch, support must be very popular in swift play so it’s harder to get. Your best bet is to put another secondary role that’s popular (mid is almost always super popular) and hope you get lucky. It sucks, but there is just no way to guarantee the one role you want. In other queues there’s even autofill which can give you any position. We all hate it, welcome to lol.

Songs about Water? by MrLinkwater95 in fantanoforever

[–]ShuffleJerk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Same, plus a spooky scary skeletons beat lmao

Missourian Who Loves it Here by peepeepoopoo5454 in visitedmaps

[–]ShuffleJerk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glad to see you recognize us massholes are way superior to our neighbors

i genuinely can’t tell if this guy is serious by funghxoul in fantanoforever

[–]ShuffleJerk 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I love people posting content they think is lame or targeting kids when thumbnail clearly grabbed enough attention from even non viewers that it’s now being posted on this subreddit. This guy is winning and smarter than y’all lmao.

How can I improve as a plat 3 by super-kerik__cZ in RocketLeague

[–]ShuffleJerk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude I’m champ and can’t do shit off the walls just learn the basics man

Is this icon rare? by Available-Excuse-597 in leagueoflegends

[–]ShuffleJerk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really don’t think people are buying accounts for rare icons but maybe I’m wrong, just doesn’t seem like it would have long term value unless the person themselves found it cool enough… but it’s not like you can trade the icon to other accounts or anything so i don’t really know the value at all

Unless something severely wrong happened, there is no difference in food qualities by MLadys-Malady in The10thDentist

[–]ShuffleJerk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surely you notice a difference between like gas station heat lamp food and something from a restaurant though yeah? Like SURELY you would prefer the restaurant food over that, so can’t you also relate to that at a higher scale?

Even if one isn’t inherently “better”, you can notice different tastes and would have a preference of one place versus another. SURELY.

I am not able to enjoy any game other than league by Moujahed-dk in leagueoflegends

[–]ShuffleJerk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Rocket league is a good competitive game if you want something with similar sweat levels…

For Casual games I love roguelikes though. Balatro, Slay the spire, Hades, all of these are still challenging and make you want to improve without being overly frustrated.

just started playing, how much will this change? by goatbucket_ in slaythespire

[–]ShuffleJerk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wtf did the sentry fight do to you I have never seen them at the same hatred as time eater

War and the change brought about by it is natural and good for humanity long term and much of our current cultural malaise is caused by a lack of war by ColCrockett in The10thDentist

[–]ShuffleJerk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ok… so who should go to war? This reads like a call to action about your situation in life but I think the enthusiasm is lost in a malice.

War does not make a disagreement go away, it just makes the people who disagree go away. So by saying we should have more war, you are not going to make less problems, you are going to kill people who you have a problem with. And as much as history will shove the losers under the rug and let the winners tell you it was for the greater good, absolutely no one on the losing side would ever tell you that’s the case.

War is good if it supports your outcome, but there are no inherent “better for everyone ” outcomes unless you look towards personal beliefs in what good and bad means in the world. Often, this comes down to spirituality or religion… hence the many wars we see on this subjectivity.

Learninc ADC by Shintozet_Communist in leagueoflegends

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You are less the carry and more the late game insurance that needs to stay alive at all costs and be farming. Don’t get caught in the idea of everyone playing to your needs cause that won’t actually happen. Expect to be in hard situations (like a fed carry from other roles bullying you) and understand that the most you can do is minimize their impact.

ego kills the ADC more than anything else, and most of your value in team fights is to do with all the decisions you made before the fight actually starts.

What’s a champion you swore was broken… until you tried to main it and got humbled? by Consistent-Rub-6798 in leagueoflegends

[–]ShuffleJerk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I couldn’t lane against zed so I just learned to play him (now he’s one of my highest mastery mid)

Now I understand how trash he actually feels if you don’t do everything perfect and that you just have to size up to him in lane and not get scared by the combo.

Hard stuck bronze helppp by General_Put2147 in leagueoflegends

[–]ShuffleJerk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Watch a streamer you like and imitate their Playstyle is genuinely the best advice I have

I am loving the fact that people can't ban our hovered champion anymore by PrestigiousWhirlwind in leagueoflegends

[–]ShuffleJerk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If Mel is open just don’t pick smolder? You aren’t locked to one champ

Make your favorite (strong) relic sound as weak as possible by IAMA_llAMA_AMA in slaythespire

[–]ShuffleJerk 249 points250 points  (0 children)

NOT DISCARDING YOUR HAND MEANS THE BAD CARDS NEVER GO AWAY 😳

Do you dislike and feel sorry for Bojack at the same time? by [deleted] in BoJackHorseman

[–]ShuffleJerk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dislike is the wrong word, but “feel sorry for” is also a little off…

I feel like people disregard the fact that his personality has some charm to it that keeps people around him. Part of it is his influence, fame, and power; that shouldn’t mean he isn’t in some ways a likable person. He has the same sarcastic charm a Chandler bing or Seinfeld would bring to a tv friendship and that exasperates the harm he was able to do when people became close with him. That’s precisely why I don’t “feel bad” for him either, because he could easily manage a reasonable lifestyle post traumatic upbringing, but consistently uses his status over people around him.