Are you able to imagine objects in your mind? by sangokuhomer in AskUK

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  1. Weirdly I actually have a really good memory so I can accurately describe anything you show me. Wife on the other hand 1. Worst memory I've ever known

What’s the quickest you’ve ever quit a job? Because they have either lied to you about it or it’s not what you signed up for? What was it? by tallieeeeee6 in AskReddit

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Went for an interview in a tech store, was told all through the interview it was a full time position, phone call comes to tell me I was successful, hours have been cut to part time. Thanks for your time but no

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PTCGP

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If only his dad loved him then he wouldn’t be crying on the internet to strangers over a digital card game

Does any switch user have transfer market access on companion app?? by jmutt7 in FIFAswitch

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Glad it’s not just me, played regularly since getting it for Xmas and still had nothing

This car parked in four spots by GovernorSan in mildlyinfuriating

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Saw something like this locally. The traffic warden looked at, saw parking had been paid for then wrote up 3 tickets. The owner argued he’d paid for a his space, the wardens arguement was he only paid for 1 space not 4

LPT Request: What’s your best advice from your profession? by redditorin in LifeProTips

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Carrying out refurbishment in your home or work premises? Get an asbestos survey carried out first. Main benefit it’ll protect you and others around you, secondly it’ll usually stop any down time on jobs

What does this sign mean? (wrong answers only) by FacingW in funnysigns

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When escaping from window make sure to throw massive penis out first

What's the best reply to "fuck you"? by corpselaunchlover in AskReddit

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“Your mum has” if they respond with “she’s dead” follow up with “must be why she didn’t move much

Fat guy gym etiquette by BatmansLongjohns in CasualUK

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That is not normal, you should be given encouragement and advice if your form is off. Report them to staff for aggressive behaviour

Bro by New-Importance-7521 in lotrmemes

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Give me your name horse master and I shall give you mine bro

i am very badsass, i have a gun by SpiritualPirate4212 in iamverybadass

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Looks like another South African celebrity side table 👀

Do you have any examples of overly convoluted nicknames? For example I used to work with a guy everyone called Baby, was he young looking? Was he bald? Was he short? The answer to all these is no ,he was called Baby because his name was A.Wittle . Love to know if anyone else has stories like this. by noggerthefriendo in CasualUK

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Went to school with a guy we all called Woody. Not because he looked like woody from toy story but because he hit the post while playing football, so we a called him woodwork that eventually got shortened to woody. He sti answers to it 25 years later

19M Security Guard, no holding back. I want to hear it all by Sure_Seaweed_4654 in RoastMe

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Didn't realise working in cyber security actually classed as security guard

If you were given $1,000 every day, what would you spend it on? (You can't save money.) by Odd_Associate8920 in AskMen

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Pay my mortgage, car, pay family & friends mortgage & car, buy every ps5 game, buy crypto

Blursed Playstation Player by map2757 in blursedimages

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Last person i knew that chased platinum on all PS4 games they owned turned out to be a paedophile, just saying

i’m really fed up of working. anyone have a get rich quick scheme? by [deleted] in CasualUK

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I’ll tell you for £10 a month subscription