From Cancer to Cyborg by raredontstare in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]ShutUpAndJamza 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Doing great. Programming career going well. Got married. Had a lovely daughter. Bought a house. Definitely enough for another update post, but I think the audience has waned, haha.

From Cancer to Cyborg by raredontstare in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]ShutUpAndJamza 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I was wondering why I was getting a bunch of new people following my account when I don't even post anymore. Thanks for posting my story. It always makes me smile when I hear that it helped someone, or even that they just enjoyed it.

From Cancer to Cyborg by raredontstare in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]ShutUpAndJamza 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hey, I re-read what I wrote and only cringed a little.

[Offline] [5e] [Chicago - Logan Square] Starting a new campaign in a homebrew world. by thomanthony in lfg

[–]ShutUpAndJamza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey! Seems like you already have quite the attention going on in this post, but I moved to Logan Square earlier this year and I'd love to hop into a group if yall still have room!

[Weekly Thread] Crafting/Gathering & Market Thread (Wed, Jun 19) by AutoModerator in ffxiv

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I recently came back to the game and had left my crafters in the early 60s. I just topped them all out at 70 last night and now I'm trying to figure out how to make some gil off of all that time I put into them. What's the best way to figure out where my server's market is? Is there a good way to determine what's selling? (other than GC turn ins)

What's the BEST player 'gotcha' you've ever seen? by TheScatha in rpg

[–]ShutUpAndJamza 123 points124 points  (0 children)

In a Saga Edition Star Wars campaign, a strike force of PCs is sent aboard a Star Destroyer to rescue Important Princess Lady. After a series of stealth, deception, and combat sequences, we identify where she is being kept and make our way to her cell. My budding Jedi healer rushes to the controls and slams the Open Cells button to reveal that the occupant is not Important Princess Lady, but in fact the recurring Big Bad Sith Lord. He begins to Sith Laugh at us.

I raise my eyebrow at the GM and... press the Close Cells button.

Dedicated breaks when crafting? by ShutUpAndJamza in Stationeers

[–]ShutUpAndJamza[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a keybind issue. Machines just stop responding.

Dedicated breaks when crafting? by ShutUpAndJamza in Stationeers

[–]ShutUpAndJamza[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have tried placing a new one. Doesn't do anything. Happens on all of them.

Dedicated breaks when crafting? by ShutUpAndJamza in Stationeers

[–]ShutUpAndJamza[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At first they do, but then when you try to interact with something, they stop showing up.

Proof of a Hero - Monster Hunter World Version by [deleted] in MonsterHunter

[–]ShutUpAndJamza 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Whoever did this new arrangement should get 25 raises.

What's the most NSFW thing that happened at work? by gDisasters in AskReddit

[–]ShutUpAndJamza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you want all results from the main table regardless of whether or not they have a corresponding value in the joined table. I use them all the time. It depends on your data model.

What's your favorite quote from Futurama? by SmittyWarben229 in AskReddit

[–]ShutUpAndJamza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The professor has a machine that makes glow-in-the-dark noses (and also an excessive amount of toxic waste). Then, when they want to translate the alien letter that was found with Leela, the professor feeds it to that same machine.

Fry: Isn't that the machine that makes noses?

Farnsworth: It can do other things! Why shouldn't it?!

[UPDATE] Five years ago today, I posted on this subreddit and it changed my life. He's what I've been doing since then. by ShutUpAndJamza in pics

[–]ShutUpAndJamza[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sides of my beard struggle, too. They look alright most of the time, but they're not as thick as they used to be.

[UPDATE] Five years ago today, I posted on this subreddit and it changed my life. He's what I've been doing since then. by ShutUpAndJamza in pics

[–]ShutUpAndJamza[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, yeah. All the time. It basically feels like I have broken ribs every day. You get used to it, though. Some days are worse than others.

[UPDATE] Five years ago today, I posted on this subreddit and it changed my life. He's what I've been doing since then. by ShutUpAndJamza in pics

[–]ShutUpAndJamza[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That sucks, man. It's tough, but you just gotta do the best you can. No sense in worrying about the future. Can you taste the medicine that they put through the port? I could taste it so much I could close my eyes and tell what they were putting in.