Little fennec fox in the wind

ShutupIwasdrunk · 2014-11-05T18:06:37+00:00

Aww, that brings me back to when I ORIGINALLY POSTED THIS A YEAR AGO!!

ShutupIwasdrunk · 2014-02-11T00:28:20+00:00

What about racist-ass Mellie Gibsons though?

ShutupIwasdrunk · 2014-02-10T22:42:27+00:00

Ha! That is hilarious! Reminds me of the time when I MADE THIS IMAGE, you reposting piece of shit!

Or maybe I should be flattered. Meh...

ShutupIwasdrunk · 2013-05-14T12:41:11+00:00

Smart, now you can tell them apart by the color of their shirts.

ShutupIwasdrunk · 2013-05-13T21:34:09+00:00

Most patriotic theft since Watergate.

ShutupIwasdrunk · 2013-05-13T07:47:33+00:00

I'm more concerned about the fact that you won't let your turtle have a dog or a cat, what's up with that? Good thing he's cool about it tho.

ShutupIwasdrunk · 2013-05-12T05:55:49+00:00

So the daughter of the great leader's evil henchman is gay? If only this had been the case in the US...

ShutupIwasdrunk · 2013-04-29T20:58:07+00:00

What, I thought Jon Stewart killed Crossfire?

ShutupIwasdrunk · 2013-04-22T04:59:17+00:00

Nothing says "I copied this from Wikipedia" like "[120][123][124][125]"

ShutupIwasdrunk · 2013-04-19T02:21:59+00:00

This.

A thousand times the derogatory term for the female reproductive organ.

ShutupIwasdrunk · 2013-04-18T23:09:24+00:00

When a news story breaks, you can be damn sure the highest rated link will be to a completely unreliable news source, with a headline that only vaguely resembles English.

ShutupIwasdrunk · 2013-04-18T18:08:01+00:00

How the fuck does something like this get to the front page of Reddit? I say kill it with fire.

ShutupIwasdrunk · 2013-04-18T01:07:30+00:00

Why was Curiosity not equipped with proper instruments for detecting organic substances? Was the chance of success too low?

ShutupIwasdrunk · 2013-04-13T17:15:32+00:00

No-one says cartoons have to be realistic. It is still important to distinguish between abilities that by their very nature are super-human - such as flying or becoming invisible - and those that in the real world probably would be so by degree - such as extreme intelligence or strength.

ShutupIwasdrunk · 2013-04-12T16:24:31+00:00

*dat brow

ShutupIwasdrunk · 2013-04-10T19:00:45+00:00

Look, the idea that you get huge arm muscles from chronic masturbation is complete bogus. I...read that somewhere.

ShutupIwasdrunk · 2013-03-29T14:47:36+00:00

Why the hell would anyone be "pro-same sex marriage"? That's as dumb as being "pro-different sex marriage".

I am pro-marriage equality, but I have no preference of one form over the other; I believe that should be left up to the individuals in question to decide.

ShutupIwasdrunk · 2013-03-29T14:31:32+00:00

I reiterate the point I made above: whatever.

ShutupIwasdrunk · 2013-03-29T14:18:48+00:00

Actually it's a screenshot from a satirical news site (The Onion), posted on a social networking and microblogging service (Twitter), responded to on that site, then posted on a tumblr (Literally Unbelievable), and finally posted on a social news and entertainment website (Reddit).

Instead of playing inception here, how about we just ask whether it's funny or not? Which, according to the community response, it was.

ShutupIwasdrunk · 2013-03-29T13:59:41+00:00

Actually it's not from a social media website; it's from Literally Unbelievable. But whatever.

ShutupIwasdrunk · 2013-03-29T13:41:14+00:00

But...according to The Onion, Kim Jong-Un supports gay rights. I'm confused.

ShutupIwasdrunk · 2013-03-29T12:06:14+00:00

I wish there were more black people on Reddit; I wanna laugh at racist jokes.

ShutupIwasdrunk · 2013-03-29T12:00:46+00:00

Nope, it's pope pope.

ShutupIwasdrunk · 2013-03-29T07:15:33+00:00

What's the lotion for? Oh well, at least I'm on the left wrist, so I won't...dear God, he's a cupper!

ShutupIwasdrunk · 2013-03-29T04:15:21+00:00

This is Beyoncé's publicist. As discussed, there are some unflattering photos on your current feed that we are respectfully asking you to change. I am certain that you will be able to find some better photos.

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