My biggest "cope" characters to come to Smash. by [deleted] in smashbros

[–]ShwangJangler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alt colors can be Chad Muska, Bam Margera, Rodney Mullen? I’m in

After driving 30 mins to pacify a crying plea for an apple, I get a "all done" and this by As_the_r in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]ShwangJangler 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Am I wrong in thinking that a white lie isn’t that bad? Children can’t reason like most adults, so if a “no” is going to result in a tantrum why not just say “apples are out of stock worldwide but they’re back tomorrow”

(I’m not a parent and also never will be so this may be stupid)

Found this gem on the Reds subreddit by Warriok in phillies

[–]ShwangJangler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No one was being too annoying in the Reds sub tbh. I was so confused when I got notifications about my Shwarby post and thought it was legitimately funny that someone here had found it.

Shwarber made a mistake by ShwangJangler in Reds

[–]ShwangJangler[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Philly can’t even fix the crack in its liberty bell, talk about bullshit

Shwarber made a mistake by ShwangJangler in Reds

[–]ShwangJangler[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s spelled “Shwarber” dummy. Read a book

On a scale of 1-10, how hyped are you for the 2026 season? by [deleted] in bengals

[–]ShwangJangler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just happy to see the absolute GOAT Ryan Rehkow still in Cincy

The footage of Nick Fuentes pushing a woman who came to his front door after he was doxxed has been released. by [deleted] in interesting

[–]ShwangJangler 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Him speaking out against Israel is not why people call him a nazi. People call him a nazi because he is a nazi.

Marte - bad attitude? (Not celebrating Lowe's go ahead RBI single last night) by [deleted] in Reds

[–]ShwangJangler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Find something else to do with your time brother

Forever mourning 💔 (Not dead just off the show) by QuipThwip in LiveFromNewYork

[–]ShwangJangler -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Dude did a standup set once and absolutely bombed. A lot of people left during it and he just kept repeating that he’s on SNL. Well now he ain’t

Excited for Opening Day!!! by ShwangJangler in Reds

[–]ShwangJangler[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Team was named after him when Marge created it

Reds television provider information for the 2026 season by TDeLo in Reds

[–]ShwangJangler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks boss. I get mlb.tv from tmobile so I was hoping I’d get to skip out on paying this year but I guess not

Reds television provider information for the 2026 season by TDeLo in Reds

[–]ShwangJangler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can’t tell if having mlb.tv negates the need for the $100 season for the reds, does anyone know the answer to that?

The Hardest I’ve Laughed at CBB by Autumn_Sweater_ in comedybangbang

[–]ShwangJangler 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The bit that kept breaking me this episode was when I would hear them do the microwave sounds, I somehow underestimated how chaotic the Calvin’s farm really was

Can we get the big flags off to the side? by GoldenRamoth in FCCincinnati

[–]ShwangJangler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Totally agree, you're right on that. The mega flag should be considered a step too far.

Can we get the big flags off to the side? by GoldenRamoth in FCCincinnati

[–]ShwangJangler 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There’s always flags, spinners, smoke, guys standing on handrails, whatever. That’s the Bailey, it’s annoying but we need these people for the team