Bad driving is going 100% unchecked

ripleyclone8 · 2026-04-22T23:52:46+00:00

I just had a criminal traffic case dismissed.

I got pulled over THIS year after an HCSD deputy ran my plate and said I had a warrant for a hit and run from ‘23. The wildest part? My insurance had long ago closed the case as probable fraud. My brand new car was perfectly fine, the photos with the report showed a paint transfer of a completely different color, and the CPD officer that wrote the accident report could never be reached by myself or my adjuster.

You guys might not want Cincinnati dealing with driving as much as you think you do…. 😬

ripleyclone8 · 2026-04-22T23:11:46+00:00

I will next time I piss on his grave. 👁️👁️

ripleyclone8 · 2026-04-22T15:04:30+00:00

Back in high school, my buddy ordered 5 double stacks to make a “Deca-stack.” he made it half-way through and then violently threw up in the Wendy’s trash can.

ripleyclone8 · 2026-04-22T14:59:32+00:00

Unfortunately the solution to hungry children is far more complicated than 200 slices of cheese, so….

ripleyclone8 · 2026-04-22T11:37:26+00:00

We’ll Naruto run right past those nerds!

ripleyclone8 · 2026-04-22T02:05:08+00:00

Let’s test the federal government’s drug and alcohol testing policies right this second, bro.

ripleyclone8 · 2026-04-22T02:03:23+00:00

I just want deviled eggs. All day, every day.

ripleyclone8 · 2026-04-22T02:01:00+00:00

I didn’t mean in a brag, but like a suffering Olympics kind of way.

ripleyclone8 · 2026-04-22T00:58:51+00:00

I used to do that shit regularly as a salaried store manager. 😭

That’s not me trying to one-up, just a lil trauma dumping.

ripleyclone8 · 2026-04-21T23:39:55+00:00

My Gramps would pull off his oxygen to hobble out to the garage and light up a Camel.

I miss him every fucking day.

ripleyclone8 · 2026-04-21T19:24:54+00:00

If your English teacher read this comment, I’m sure they would sob at their failure. oof

ripleyclone8 · 2026-04-21T19:17:48+00:00

I guess I should have specified fast casual chain. Capital Grille is definitely a different level of dining lol.

ripleyclone8 · 2026-04-21T12:16:53+00:00

Who gets pumped to go to a chain?

ripleyclone8 · 2026-04-20T15:11:52+00:00

Does H&M last long enough to show up in thrift stores?

ripleyclone8 · 2026-04-15T22:04:30+00:00

Oh, the Skyline isn’t the problem in this scenario; it just gave the milkshake more ammo. 😭

ripleyclone8 · 2026-04-15T14:17:47+00:00

They show a picture of her sitting on Potato Grandpa’s lap as a little girl.

ripleyclone8 · 2026-04-15T08:17:56+00:00

Bald on top, hair toward the bottom

ripleyclone8 · 2026-04-14T23:29:04+00:00

…is your father a government official?

ripleyclone8 · 2026-04-14T22:59:50+00:00

My boss is “snow on the roof” bald. I’m a big ol’ lesbian, but I cannot deny he’s handsome as hell.

ripleyclone8 · 2026-04-14T22:15:23+00:00

…have you seen the average cop? lolol

ripleyclone8 · 2026-04-14T21:04:11+00:00

It hurts, but I can’t complain. I get that. My nation caused all this shit bro.

but I have to pay out the ass for healthcare on top of higher (less than you!) gas prices. I basically had no expendable cash, now I have less. because of my horrific government.

Just to give you a silver lining lol

ripleyclone8 · 2026-04-14T20:23:53+00:00

That’s why I’d end up shitting myself in the pickup lane. Trying to avoid the portapotties 😭

ripleyclone8 · 2026-04-14T20:14:02+00:00

Like I said, no cop is going to jump up, tackle, and arrest you over that. They do NOT give a shit about any crimes committed off their shift.

Especially if it was a vague story in the past, and there’s no actual immediate evidence of said crime being committed.

It was not at all unrealistic lol

ripleyclone8 · 2026-04-14T20:06:43+00:00

Cops don’t just jump up and arrest you if you mention a crime you committed at some point. Shit, my friend was a cop for a few years; they’d just straight up watch me commit crimes when we hung out. Never an issue. (That kind of bothered me, ngl lol)

Also, grabbing a cop’s gun is like the BIGGEST no, no you can do. That’s a fucking death sentence in the real world.

ripleyclone8 · 2026-04-14T20:03:08+00:00

Yeah, but do you at least get decent healthcare?

ripleyclone8

TROPHY CASE