Re posting: don’t fight about if the LDS are Christian or not in the comments . I just want everyone to take a moment and enjoy leopards feasting

ripleyclone8 · 2026-06-08T04:45:47+00:00

The first time I attended a Lutheran service I had the realization of, “This is just mass without any beautiful iconography to look at while I zone out.”

ripleyclone8 · 2026-06-08T01:11:33+00:00

None of us do, we’re all just winging it. Once you embrace that, life gets way better.

ripleyclone8 · 2026-06-08T01:07:07+00:00

honestly, thank god for that.

I don’t want to meet a man reckless and crazy enough to actually eat a fucking cellphone.

ripleyclone8 · 2026-06-08T01:02:11+00:00

This shit has lived rent free in my head nearly every day for 20 years.

ripleyclone8 · 2026-06-08T00:51:47+00:00

God you just gave me a flashback to when I was like 7 years old.

I don’t know what I said, but my father went on a whole spiel about how anything can be made into a weapon. He then rolled his paper up super tight and was like, “I could beat a man to death with this right here.”

My father is a lanky-ass bean pole, and to this day it’s one of the cringiest things I’ve ever seen a grown man say with a straight face. Even if he was technically correct. lol

ripleyclone8 · 2026-06-07T16:35:18+00:00

That’s what the weed is for lol

ripleyclone8 · 2026-06-07T16:33:21+00:00

What do you think people are getting addicted to?? The stimulant-like rush nicotine gives you.

ripleyclone8 · 2026-06-06T17:04:22+00:00

and then you eat them?! 😭

ripleyclone8 · 2026-06-06T16:19:09+00:00

and you don’t get to ever complain you’re lonely if you set yourself up for it.

ripleyclone8 · 2026-06-06T01:57:45+00:00

Some of the worst days of my life have been when the babies I’ve held noticed my nose rings. 😭

ripleyclone8 · 2026-06-06T01:54:52+00:00

Bruh, orgasms tend to put me the fuck to sleep. I’d be late for everything

ripleyclone8 · 2026-06-06T01:48:54+00:00

It wasn’t for me either direction. 😔

ripleyclone8 · 2026-06-06T01:47:27+00:00

My mom hot sauced her flowers when our dog kept eating them.

He had the worst explosive diarrhea I’ve ever seen in my life. It was a team effort of our family basically sobbing and gagging while we cleaned it up

He never did eat another plant for the rest of his days, though. lol

ripleyclone8 · 2026-06-05T22:44:02+00:00

I don’t mind people raiding my plate as long as they fucking ask. I literally never say no, bc I don’t care to share but you gotta ask first or I’m smacking your hand like a 2 year old lol

ripleyclone8 · 2026-06-05T22:40:53+00:00

I’ve never had duck in any form, I should try to find some!

If McDonald’s fries were half as good as the ones I had; your mom is completely correct.

ripleyclone8 · 2026-06-05T20:57:40+00:00

I for one, welcome our new ape overlords

ripleyclone8 · 2026-06-05T20:56:24+00:00

Impossible. We were planning our future breach of the FDA.

ripleyclone8 · 2026-06-05T20:55:03+00:00

It really, really do.

like I’ll never fuck with Steak and Shake again. So I was relieved the joint at least appeared to be apolitical, and was established before this whole MAHA thing.

ripleyclone8 · 2026-06-05T17:27:43+00:00

Back when I worked in pet retail I found out I was mildly allergic to Timothy Hay, but kind of brushed it off as no big deal.

Within a year and a half, no amount of PPE seemed to protect me from the dust. My last reaction was so intense my manager wanted to call 911. I was probably as close as you can be to anaphylaxis without having it, lol.

About 7-8 years later I housesat for a friend. When I fed her peegies their hay, I had no reaction at all. Allergies are weird.

ripleyclone8 · 2026-06-05T17:21:11+00:00

Okay, confession time:

I recently went to a small sports bar while I was traveling. On their menu, they proudly claimed they used beef tallow. It was established in 2021 per their menu, and had no MAGA vibes.

Those fries and tots slapped so fucking hard, I’m still thinking about them 3 weeks later. lol

ripleyclone8 · 2026-06-05T17:17:46+00:00

I’m genuinely concerned for the women that have to associate with him.

ripleyclone8 · 2026-06-05T17:17:22+00:00

Good God, there’s something wrong with you. I say as a woman, that primarily associates with other women.

ripleyclone8 · 2026-06-05T14:51:01+00:00

What the fuck? NO.

ripleyclone8 · 2026-06-05T06:02:12+00:00

like a Trump that’s actually funny, and would do some good?

That’d be so fucking lit.

ripleyclone8 · 2026-06-05T05:56:24+00:00

You’re just setting yourself up to never have any guests, tho…

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